STUPID HEADLINES 081714
It is time once again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline may be completely made up, guess
the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above'
may be a correct answer.
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Ants May Boost
CO2 Absorption Enough to Slow Global Warming – But can they
counteract all the methane produced by the Uncles?
Rory McIlroy Says Breaking Up With
Caroline Wozniacki Has Made Him Better At Golf – Now every golfer in the world wants
to date Caroline Wozniaki so they can break up with her!
Exotic dancers protest topless at
church- Attendance
soars!
Chicken crossing road blocks traffic in
Oregon – But why
was it crossing the road?
Kenyan who offered 40 goats and 20 cows to
Clinton as dowry for Chelsea killed by elephant – Oh sure, blame the Republicans!
Ukraine-bound Russian convoy stuck amid
doubts over route – “I’m telling you it says turn left after the white Лечение аэрозолями!”
'Pregnant Man'
Has Right To Divorce Wife – He is upset because he doesn’t think the
baby is his.
Mahiedine
Mekhissi-Benabbad stripped of gold for impromptu strip – So now I guess he won’t
become a household name.
Penguin interrupts
wedding on Virginia Beach – I guess it was a formal wedding.
Maine men charged with digging up 2
relatives – Big deal,
I’ve dug up a bunch of friends on Facebook.
809-pound tiger shark fed to
underprivileged Texans – “Here is your knife, fork, snorkel and swim fins, bon apitito and good luck!”
Los Angeles weighs cash incentive in bid to
boost voter turnout – And a bonus if you vote for the right person.
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Last week’s fake
headline was:
Somerville man hit by car is in grave
condition – Well not yet, but if he stops
breathing then yes.
And the winners are:
NOBODY!!
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
i'm gonna pick the elephant one.
ReplyDeletegood going on the stump last week! slipped one by us!
I'll go with penguin interrupts wedding on Virginia Beach. The rest of the stories are believable, but the penguin one just doesn't sound believable.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday Cranky. ☺
Usually I've heard of at least one or two of your unbelievable headlines. This week, nothing rings a bell. And they all sound fake. So...eenie, meenie, miney, mo...the Kenyan with the dowry.
ReplyDeletePenguin. It must have had quite a swim.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking the Oregon chicken road-crosser. Chickens are flighty. I think it would scurry away before the road was blocked for long.
ReplyDeleteThe penguin could have been a part of the wedding ceremony, I suppose, and headed for the ice sculpture.
"Kenyan who offered 40 goats and 20 cows to Clinton as dowry for Chelsea killed by elephant"
ReplyDeleteIf he'd made the offer in 2001 when the Clinton's were leaving the White House all impoverished (according to Hillary), they might have taken it.
I'm going with the ants since global warming is a myth and in any case its Obama' fault.
ReplyDeleteI am going with the 40 goats and 20 cows one. Maybe it is a down payment for Hillary's Presidential campaign.
ReplyDeleteI am gonna go with the one about the Kenyan man
ReplyDeleteThe penguin seems like a good choice, even though I have a record of making bad choices in the game. I hope you have a great week.
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