STUPID HEADLINES 121414

STUPID HEADLINES 121414

It is time again for

Dang people, Journalism 101...WHICH CLINTON!

 STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo. 'None of the above' may be the correct answer.

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A $7,500 slice of fruit cake – Suldog must be selling a lot of columns to afford that cake!

Biden to code-writing girls: ‘You’re as smart as any boy’ – You gotta love him, but damn, he is almost as stupid as a Republican…must be nice to get a free stupidity pass all the time.

Stimulus funds still being spent on manure project – And by manure project they must mean Congress.

Heterosexual men have healthier prostrates – So a straight really does beat a flush.

Korean Air Line exec resigns over first class spat about nuts – This must be South Korea if he is even allowed to have his nuts.

Hallmark Pulls Holiday Wrapping Paper With Swastika-Like Image – It just won’t seem like Chanukah without Swastika Wrapping Paper!

LeBron James violated royal protocol during visit with Will and Kate – I’m pretty sure a King out ranks a Duke or a Duchess.

Cops find car with dead woman in search for family – How did they know she was in search for her family?

'Vacation Breasts' May Be Next Big Thing in Plastic Surgery – Can you just take them for a test drive first?

Poor semen quality in young men may predict future health issues - Makes sense, less children, less stress, longer life.

Deadline extended for manure application – Pheew! I thought I missed out.  I still have time to mail it in.

Office holiday party in Florida hospitalizes dozens – Hell, in my day we just had an extra cup or two of coffee and went to work the next day.  If you can’t play hurt, don’t party.

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Last week’s fake headline was:

NONE OF THE ABOVE

Our only winner was Rat-a-tat-a-rat-tat-a-tat-tat-tat TWO GUESSES…

No, not Sandee for once, but the all time champ:

FISHDUCKY!!

fishducky

I hope it's none of the above because one of my sons is left handed!! Whoop-tee-doo?

Visit fishducky @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/ Always funny stuff.

Honorable mention goes to uncle skip @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/ for recognizing strippers is spelled with two p’s.

Thanks to Fraternity brother’s Marty and Frog for stupid headline submissions this week.

Drop by all the winners, and come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!