THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014
generally do a New Year’s resolution thing, I plan to lose weight every year
but that is about it. Instead this year I am compiling those things on my
bucket list, stuff I want to do before I kick it, and then see how many on the
list I can check off this time next year.
Go ocean fishing and catch a bill
Bowl a 300 game.
Jump in a New York City taxi cab and
holler “Follow that car!”
Go on a sailing cruise in the
Stump fishducky and Sandee with a fake stupid
Learn to play more than 5 chords on
Break 90 in golf.
Take a cruise to Alaska.
Have something I have written
published, that I didn’t pay to have published.
Correctly identify every item on a
Mrs. Cranky shopping list.
back next year to see how many I can cross off. In the mean time: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!