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Monday, January 10, 2022

Successful People

 

Successful People



As a relatively unsuccessful person, I have become an observational expert of successful people.  Successful people come in three categories.

The experts:

Eminently qualified for a job,  these people by sheer intellect, drive and absolute devotion to their area of expertise become successful in their chosen field.  Not highly successful, but they reach a moderate level of success by virtue of their competence and productivity. 

These people are useful tools for the truly successful people:

The CEO’s:

The most successful people in any area are the CEO’s.  These people learn just enough about any issue to recognize the true experts and direct that expertise in the most productive way.

For instance, an expert invented paper with an adhesive back, a CEO turned that into “Sticky notes.”  The expert was rewarded with a high salary, the CEO was rewarded with stock options worth multi-millions.

The third category is the

Middle Manager:

These people have no expertise in an area, but learn just enough to take credit from the experts when things go well, and place blame on the same experts when things do not go well.  They can be identified by their constant use of questions like:

“Didn’t anyone test that first?”

or excuses:

“No one could have ever predicted that.”

They protect themselves of future mistakes by voicing comments as:

“I am concerned that this may not work.”

The middle manager has enough expertise to be dangerous, and enough political skill to hide his lack of expertise.

He does look good in a suit. 

Some Middle Managers are so good at being Middle Managers that they become ineffective CEO’s.  We see this often in politics.

Recently there was a traffic jam on route I-95, the busiest highway on the east coast, during a snow/ice storm.

Apparently it was no ones fault. 

“No one could have forecast such a storm.” (except the weather experts who did forecast the storm with dead on accuracy).

“Salting roads would not work as the rain would wash it away.” (except the rain hit the ice-cold road and instantly turned to ICE!)

Finally the jam which left hundreds stranded for over 24 hours in the cold without food, water or restroom facilities was blamed on:

“The idiots that thought they could go out and drive during a major snow storm!”

The idiots were mostly truck drivers bringing goods and produce to our homes and the empty shelves in our supermarkets.  Oh, and a Senator who almost became Vice President of the United States.

There is similar blame for Covid-19 deaths.  When faced with failure, blame the victims.

“Almost all covid deaths are the unvaccinated.”

That may be true, but it begs the obvious that you just can not convince 100% of any population to stick stuff in their body.  Many people avoid the shot because they do not trust government based on past medical experimental programs.  Some are just ignorant.  Some feel they are immune due to already suffering the disease.  Lots of reasons, some even valid.  (BTW I am double vaccinated and boosted.)

So the pandemic has hit us hard because:

“No one could have predicted the new variants.” (Except the experts who have been saying it for two years) and it is

“People’s own fault for not getting vaccinated.” (Those people are even responsible for the new variant and for giving Covid to the vaccinated!)

“Nothing we could do, not our fault,” claim the in charge non-experts.

Except the experts have developed therapeutics such an Remdesivir and Monoclonal Antibodies while middle managers make excuses and the CEO’s sleep.  These therapeutics are very effective and have been around for over a year. Why is there a shortage?

“Not my fault” “No one could have predicted the need” and “It is the anti-vacs fault!”

Six months ago experts said they had therapeutics in pill form that were potential “game changers” in the Covid battle.  It took months to test these pills to determine they were safe and effective.  Now in the middle of the Omicron surge these pills are proven effective and could save thousands of lives…except they are not available. 

Middle managers waited until they passed all tests.  Now they will not be available until summer when the virus seems to be the least contagious.   

Why did we not demand early full production of these therapeutics in anticipation of their potential effectiveness and safety?

I have not heard that question asked.  I assume the answer would be,

“No one could have anticipated the need.” Or “Not my fault.” Or “If everyone was vaccinated we would not need therapeutics in the first place.”

There is no shortage of experts in the country, our problem is we have an overabundance of Middle Managers, and too few effective CEO’s.    

 

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

No Words Needed

 

 

No Words Needed



There are very specific divisions of household labor in the Cranky home.  There is no particular rhyme or reason for most chores, although the rules do seem to be dictated by Mrs. Cranky. 

A simple example is the garbage detail.  It is my job to take out the garbage.  This means both the outside bin to the street on pickup day, and filling that bin from inside containers.  It is Mrs. C’s job to load the kitchen bin with a new plastic bag while I dispose the old bag in the outside container. 

It is my job to then place the kitchen bin-top back on the newly loaded container.  Why Mrs. C will not do this simple task I don’t know and have learned not to ask such things.

Another example:

Mrs. C always makes sure the coffee can and powdered creamer container are full.  This might be because when I fill them there may be some spillage…possibly.

Anyway, there is always coffee and creamer waiting for me when I need it.  Mrs. C does not even drink coffee, but she keeps the containers full.  I often make a joke about this.

“You know, I could have sworn that last night the coffee can was almost empty, yet this morning it was full to the brim.”

“Imagine that.”

“Yes, it is sort of a coffee miracle.”

Sometimes when the can is low I will move it to the other side of the coffee maker and not say anything.  It is always noticed and filled the next day.

The other night I made a big scene of banging the creamer container upside down by the coffee maker.  Mrs. C took notice but said nothing.

Later that night I went downstairs for a glass of water and I noticed the creamer was still near empty. 

Mrs. C was one eye lid away from sleep when I alluded to the creamer  not being refilled.

“I guess I’ll have to have my coffee in the morning without creamer.”

“Oh crap, I’m sorry…I forgot.”

“That’s ok, I’ll give you a pass…this time.”

Mrs. C went to sleep, and after a while I nodded off to the drone of an old situation comedy TV rerun.

In the morning I went downstairs to make my breakfast and brew my coffee.  The creamer container was full to the brim.

When and how I am not sure.

In a previous relationship my partner insisted that we say to each other “I love you” several times a day.  Looking back, these words were used even when one of us, not me, was intimately also using them with someone else.  

Sometimes words are just words.

Mrs. C and I seldom say those words to each other.

Monday, January 3, 2022

BAD…GOOD

 

BAD…GOOD

OK, I’m starting the new year off with a sports post.  Wait ladies, don’t go away (not you AP, I know you’ll read anything sports) this sort of transcends sports.

There were two unusual events at this Sunday’s NFL games.  One demonstrated the wrong way to win and influence people (fans), the other the polar opposite.

BAD – ASS ACT

Antonio Brown, a Hall of Fame caliber star receiver for Tampa Bay (he catches the ball) abruptly left his team and the field during the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyz2SCjg_M   

It is speculated that he was upset as he was not on track to meet specific goals to qualify for as much as $1,000,000 in performance bonuses.  This explanation probably does not cover the whole story.  Antonio has had a troubled past and clearly has some internal demons to excise. 

This simple action has him off the team and probably forever out of the league.  It will cost him a job worth lots of money, potential endorsements, prestige and more.  I do have sympathy for him as he clearly has issues he cannot shake and does need some help.

 

GOOD- CLASS ACT

Jalen Hurts, the quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles (he throws the ball) almost had his career cut short in an off the field accident.

While heading to the locker room after he led his team to victory, raved Eagles Fans (who are raved like no other fans) pushed over a metal barrier trying to see and or touch the star QB.  Jalen just managed to avoid the crash.  Some stars in this situation might just side step the fan pileup and jog on into the locker room.  Jalen stopped, made sure the fans were not hurt, helped them up, and then posed for selfies with the fans until security ushered him away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFGmscC298s  

Two extraordinary talented athletes, one with a him-against-the-world bad attitude, the other with an appreciation for the game, his talent, and the fans that allow him to play for money.

One will probably end up broke, spiritually and financially, throwing away his God given talent and a ton of hard work to develop that talent. 

The other will probably forever remain a fan favorite even if he does not bring his team a championship.

I know many people do not appreciate or understand sports, but the games do teach us all more about life than just winning and losing.