STUPID HEADLINES 090521
So many bad headlines, how about some that are just stupid.
Emily Ratajkowski Returned to the Runway for the First Time Since Giving Birth in a Hot Pink Thong – Why would anyone give birth wearing a hot pink thong?
Rolex watch shortage is a 'perfect storm' – Fortunately I anticipated this shortage and stocked up on Rolex’s along with toilet paper.
Woman struts through airport wearing only bikini and mask – Apparently, she made a wrong turn on the way to Wal-Mart.
Great blue heron eats a rat in Central Park – If NYC had a few hundred thousand more great blue herons, maybe they could finally control the rat population.
Brady Bunch’ star Barry Williams reflects on bonding with his TV family – Here’s a story, of a man named Barry, reflecting on his family from TV…
Indiana football jersey features embarrassing spelling error – “Indiana…what is the origin? Can you use it in a sentence? Indiana…I n d i n i a.”
Famed Singaporean eatery Hawker Chan loses its Michelin star – I’d check the dumpster in the back.
ABBA to drop first studio album in 40 years – Oh, big deal, just pick the damn thing up.
Drake drops new album 'Certified Lover Boy' – Holy Cow! What the hell, just hold on to your damn albums people!
Mercedes reveals electric luxury models for on-and off-road – If it is electric, I’m pretty sure it will only work when the road is ON.