STUPID HEADLINES 090521
So many
bad headlines, how about some that are just stupid.
Emily Ratajkowski Returned to the Runway
for the First Time Since Giving Birth in a Hot Pink Thong – Why
would anyone give birth wearing a hot pink thong?
Rolex watch shortage is a 'perfect
storm' –
Fortunately I anticipated this shortage and stocked up
on Rolex’s along with toilet paper.
Woman struts through
airport wearing only bikini and mask – Apparently,
she made a wrong turn on the way to Wal-Mart.
Great blue heron
eats a rat in Central Park – If NYC had a few hundred thousand more great
blue herons, maybe they could finally control the rat population.
Brady
Bunch’ star Barry Williams reflects on bonding with his TV family – Here’s a story, of a man named Barry,
reflecting on his family from TV…
Indiana
football jersey features embarrassing spelling error – “Indiana…what is the origin? Can you
use it in a sentence? Indiana…I n d i n
i a.”
Famed
Singaporean eatery Hawker Chan loses its Michelin star – I’d check the dumpster in the back.
ABBA to drop first
studio album in 40 years – Oh,
big deal, just pick the damn thing up.
Drake drops new
album 'Certified Lover Boy' – Holy
Cow! What the hell, just hold on to your damn albums people!
Mercedes
reveals electric luxury models for on-and off-road – If it is electric, I’m pretty sure it
will only work when the road is ON.
These are all pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see these again.
ReplyDeleteI've missed these and your spot on comments. Ya suppose that was Emily at the airport?
ReplyDeleteThe strutting airport woman was running late, and didn't have time to change clothes, because SOMEBODY bought all the Rolexes!
ReplyDeleteThese are stupid indeed and you make them even funnier with your two cents. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and week, Joe. ☺
Oh I missed these - When there are so many things to actually report about, we get these silly headlines.
ReplyDeleteI often wonder whether these headlines are deliberate, or the writers don't realise what they said.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Heeheehee! Wrong turn on the way to Wal-Mart, that's good. Have a wonderful day, thank you for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteWomen strutting through the airport: that's your number 1, joe!
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeletei so enjoyed all dear Joe
the one about rat population seems something to consider seriously though i would prefer seeing a cat eating mouse rather than a pretty bird racism lol