THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Thursday, August 1, 2019
learn a lot from watching TV commercials.They are a window into our world.If hundreds of years from now, archaeologists find a cache of early 21st
century TV commercials they would make the following conclusions about our
of all doctors and judges are female. Almost all cleaning products are sold by people with English accents.
percent of dentists are female.
Most children are smarter than their parents.
Men are bigger
and stronger than women but are generally defeated when they ingage in physical competition
against each other. There is nothing more important to a mom than clean white shirts.
Most young married couples are mixed race.
alcohol for the taste and refreshment, they never get high.
are always going out of business.
Men can not
find anything around the house, are careless and forget every important date…OK,
that one is accurate.
Those future archaeologists will believe all these things to be true, TV commercials must
mirror life as we know it…right?