Stupid Headlines 061018
It is time again
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes
sophomoric comments.
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GM executive wrecks Corvette pace car
at Indycar's Detroit Grand Prix – I think they may add another x to executive.
A white woman called police on black
people barbecuing – In
her defense they were in her back yard…What it was in a public park?
Well then that is just wrong.
7 men arrested for allegedly touching
underage girls at water park – Apparently you should always ask a girls age before
inappropriately touching them at a water park.
State trooper pulls over the cop who
delivered him almost 27 years ago – I have no idea how he recognized him.
Park rangers using microchip
technology to track down cactus thieves - They follow the microchips and then arrest the dude
whose hands are bleeding.
Organic material found on
Mars - Clean up on Planet four.
Fisherman drags thrashing blacktip
shark back into ocean – You’d think the shark would go willingly.
LeBron James reveals he played with
‘self-inflicted’ broken hand for majority of NBA Finals – Playing competitive basketball at the
highest level with a broken hand…incredible; breaking your own hand out of
frustration from losing one game…really stupid!
Trump says he won't invite NBA champs
to White House, after rebukes from James, Curry – When I have a party, I never invite
people who think I am a piece of shit.
I’m funny that way.
Woman accused of using sex as weapon
in bank robbery attempt – A new kind of “stick up?”
TSA agents searching 96-year-old
woman in wheelchair sparks outrage – This agent was going to be my A-hole of the week, but it
turns out the woman in the wheelchair asked for a second search.
FEEL-GOOD STORY of the
WEEK:
Pit bull hailed hero after saving
family from house fire – I admit I am a sucker for a good dog story, but one look at this dog…what
a big mush!
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"Park rangers using microchip technology to track down cactus thieves"
ReplyDeleteI think if I was going to risk going to jail for theft, I'd find something better than a friggin' cactus to steal. Something like, oh, I dunno, maybe a BANK or a jewelry store! ;)
You would hope that some day you would run out of material for this column but we both know that would never happen. You just can't fix stupid. So we all get to enjoy all the work you do to find these idiots. Love it. But that puppy is beyond mush.
ReplyDeleteWho would have ever thought that sports teams being invited to the White House could get so complicated...
ReplyDeleteThe news gets weirder and weirder and each week there are tons of stupid headlines to chose from.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, ☺
Yeah, that water park headline makes it sound like inappropriately touching legal age females would be acceptable. Good one on the Planet 4 cleanup! And good for you, not inviting your detractors to your parties. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
ReplyDeleteAnd thus why sports stars are not heroes in my book.
ReplyDeleteLove the dog.