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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Stupid Headlines 061018

Stupid Headlines 061018

It is time again for


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.

GM executive wrecks Corvette pace car at Indycar's Detroit Grand Prix – I think they may add another x to executive.

A white woman called police on black people barbecuing – In her defense they were in her back yard…What it was in a public park?  Well then that is just wrong.

7 men arrested for allegedly touching underage girls at water park – Apparently you should always ask a girls age before inappropriately touching them at a water park.

State trooper pulls over the cop who delivered him almost 27 years ago – I have no idea how he recognized him.

Park rangers using microchip technology to track down cactus thieves - They follow the microchips and then arrest the dude whose hands are bleeding.

Organic material found on Mars - Clean up on Planet four.
Fisherman drags thrashing blacktip shark back into ocean – You’d think the shark would go willingly.

LeBron James reveals he played with ‘self-inflicted’ broken hand for majority of NBA Finals – Playing competitive basketball at the highest level with a broken hand…incredible; breaking your own hand out of frustration from losing one game…really stupid!

Trump says he won't invite NBA champs to White House, after rebukes from James, Curry – When I have a party, I never invite people who think I am a piece of shit.  I’m funny that way.

Woman accused of using sex as weapon in bank robbery attempt – A new kind of “stick up?”

TSA agents searching 96-year-old woman in wheelchair sparks outrage – This agent was going to be my A-hole of the week, but it turns out the woman in the wheelchair asked for a second search.


Pit bull hailed hero after saving family from house fire – I admit I am a sucker for a good dog story, but one look at this dog…what a big mush!





  1. "Park rangers using microchip technology to track down cactus thieves"

    I think if I was going to risk going to jail for theft, I'd find something better than a friggin' cactus to steal. Something like, oh, I dunno, maybe a BANK or a jewelry store! ;)

  2. You would hope that some day you would run out of material for this column but we both know that would never happen. You just can't fix stupid. So we all get to enjoy all the work you do to find these idiots. Love it. But that puppy is beyond mush.

  3. Who would have ever thought that sports teams being invited to the White House could get so complicated...

  4. The news gets weirder and weirder and each week there are tons of stupid headlines to chose from.

    Have a fabulous day, ☺

  5. Yeah, that water park headline makes it sound like inappropriately touching legal age females would be acceptable. Good one on the Planet 4 cleanup! And good for you, not inviting your detractors to your parties. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

  6. And thus why sports stars are not heroes in my book.

    Love the dog.