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Saturday, June 10, 2017

Stupid Headline Sunday 061117

Stupid Headline Sunday 061117
It’s time again for

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 


North Carolina boat exploded after gas was pumped into fishing rod holder – This is a fairly simple mistake to make…if you’re a moron!

Two gigantic black holes spotted merging into one terrifying monster – I haven’t read this one yet…please lord, let it be about astronomy!

Utah boy pledges allegiance to flag when no one's looking – This brings to mind the classic philosophic question - If a boy pledges allegiance to the flag and no one is looking, did he even pledge at all?

Peacock causes $500 in damages after crashing California liquor store – Why is it a peacock always heads for the good stuff?

'Kill some Jews' tweet gets Texas pre-school teacher fired – Well, yeah! The constitution says you can’t mention any religion in school.

911 call for ride to Hooters ended with trip to Florida jail – I have got to figure out how this Uber thing works.

North Korea slams Trump for pulling out of Paris Climate Agreement – Interesting that the country threatening to incinerate Hawaii is worried about global warming.

Mississippi girl helps deliver baby brother – She then complained to her mom that “He’s touching me!”

California man shot in hand with Rice Krispies – Is the perpetrator a cereal killer.

A saint’s brain is stolen and Catholics pray for its return – St. Anthony St. Anthony, please come around something is lost and needs to be found.

Prosecutors rest their case at Bill Cosby's trial – Maybe they should have checked their water glass before taking a gulp.

And the Feel-Good story of the week:

Illinois man jumps into moving car to save a stranger's life – Yes, there is a video! 




  1. That poor bear! (Yes, i feel sorry for abused stuffed animals, and yes, i know it's silly to do so.)

  2. They are all good, but the Pooh takes the prize. I spewed my coffee on my monitor.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  3. Jim has seen some stupid things out on the water, but fuel in the rod holder? Good grief.

  4. Loved these but I was told by my computer that I didn't have permission to access the video!!

  5. The guy who wrote the Pooh headline snickered as he typed. I had seen that guy save the fellow in the car. What a guy.

  6. Ha! Love it! California man shot in hand with Rice Krispies – Is the perpetrator a cereal killer.

  7. The Pooh and Cereal Killer - my favorites.

  8. For some reason, I missed the story about the trip to Florida jail, but I'm really disappointed that you didn't list the story about a naked guy stealing one of Lakeland's famous swan statues!

  9. I saw the story on the man jumping into the car to save a stranger on the news, that was pretty cool, not many would do that.

  10. Heh, heh! The brother delivery girl saying "He's touching me!" And then the mom said, "Don't make me pull this hospital gurney over!"

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  12. When our eldest daughter was little, she would refer to A.A. Milne's bear as 'Winnie-the-Poop'. You know, for what it's worth. . .


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