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Sunday, January 17, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 011716


STUPID HEADLINES 011716

It is time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  


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Sex with Neanderthals may explain modern allergies – I don’t know about allergies, but I am repulsed by women with one eyebrow and a ridged forehead.

Virginia woman, 19, lifts burning truck to save her father's life – But first she asked, “How many weeks did you say I’m grounded?”


Volunteers will be used to cuddle, feed goats at Virginia farm – Sixty percent of the volunteers are named Habib.  The other forty percent volunteered to feed the goats.*

Students advised to stop chanting 'U-S-A, U-S-A' and 'air ball' – Now told to cheer, “You were very good, we just got lucky; even though we won, you weren’t all that yucky.”**

Barack Obama sells optimism to nervous nation – “Optimism, optimism, get your red hot optimism here!”

Possible pirate skeleton found under schoolyard – That is where Pirates learned the three Arrrgh’s. (I apologize for the obligatory pirate Arrrgh joke)

Lawsuit demands US remove 'In God We Trust' from money – Since I know some people worship at the altar of the almighty dollar, I think all money is unconstitutional.

Boozy 10K to offer runners wine instead of water – Do not expect any record times.

Farmer cut off his right hand in failed ploy for insurance money – He didn’t get any money, but he did spite his face.***

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO SLEEP IN AN ACTIVE VOLCANO It’s not so bad, with a good breeze the wind chill factor can make it feel like 183.


Flying turkey ruffles feathers about 'emotional support' animals on planes – Too bad another passenger didn’t have an emotional support bobcat.

Jeb Bush releases 60-second TV ad attacking 'jerk' Donald Trump Trump answered back by calling Jeb “A big fat doody head!” Finally some intelligent debate.

*I apologize to all non-head chopping, little boy diddling, female abusing middle-easterners who we all know to be wonderful peace loving people.
**I must say the "USA USA" chant does get on my nerves a bit.
***That probably should be to spite his arm, but face just sounded funnier to me.

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Friday, January 15, 2016

Medical Mess


Medical Mess

I hope this doesn’t turn into a rant.

 We have great medical care in this country, it is just very expensive.  Good things, good service, is expensive.  When I retired I had to start paying my own medical insurance.  I pay more each month than people who make several dollars above the minimum wage take home in a month (I do have Medicare, most of my expense is for my wife and son.)  I am not complaining, I am lucky enough to be able to afford the insurance.  It does point out the problem for people who work from pay check to pay check and do not have insurance through their work. 

We should provide low cost subsidized medicine to those who need medical care and cannot afford it. 

People should not starve, people should have a roof over their head, and people should have medical care.

When I started paying my own medical insurance I opted for a relatively inexpensive dental plan.  Heck, years ago I had no dental plan at all even through work.  I mainly wanted to be insured for any major dental issues, and though my dentist for 30+ years was not on this plan, I didn’t mind paying out of pocket for routine procedures.

I asked my dentist of 30+ years, why he was not in my plan.  I was told that for what that plan reimburses he could not make a living without making it up in volume which would substantially drain the quality of his service.

I had a primary plan dentist who I only used to refer me to an oral surgeon when my dentist could not perform a procedure.  On several occasions my inexpensive plan saved me money.  Recently I had a tooth issue that required a root canal.  I called my plan dentist to get a referral to an endodontist, and he was no longer in business.  It seems he had been ripping off Medicare and or insurance companies and was missing in action or the recipient of three hots and a cot.

I now had to get a new primary care dentist for a referral or pay out of pocket for an expensive procedure.  After hours on the phone I was able to get a new dentist on my plan.  I had to join what I would call a dental mill.  I went for my appointment and God help me for my snobbery, but it was a scary place.  The waiting room was packed with people and little children coughing and sneezing, and there was an overall feeling of being just a number and a piece of dental meat.


I have opted to pay out of pocket for the surgery and seek a better if more expensive plan for the future.

I don’t mean to complain, but the experience has been eye opening to the fact that affordable or at least less expensive medical care is not ideal.  You get what you pay for. 

The experience reminded me of many years ago when we brought my new born son, Spencer, to a pediatrician one week after delivery.  We were directed to this pediatric group from the hospital.  When we entered the building it felt like the McDonalds version of a doctor’s office.   The first question the receptionist asked was for our insurance.  The second question was “are you married?”  She seemed surprised when the answer was yes.

After waiting 30 minutes for our new baby’s first exam a nurse poked her head in the examining room and snapped,

“Strip the baby down, I’ll be back in a minute.” 

The room was about 50 degrees, and I told my wife I would not strip the baby until needed, after all it takes about 10 seconds to remove a onesy. 

Thirty minutes later the nurse appeared again and immediately snapped with much anger,

“Didn’t I tell you to strip the baby?” 

I responded, “Why yes, I believe you did.  I opted to wait because the room is freezing.” 

She was not happy, but proceeded to weigh the baby and take his measurements.  It turns out that Spencer was lighter than at birth.  I knew that was to be expected.  But according to the nurses measurement he shrunk an inch.  I remarked a bit sarcastically,

“Isn’t it unusual for the baby to shrink an inch?” 

She ignored me and left saying the doctor would be in soon, “Keep the baby undressed.”

I put Spencer’s onesy back on.

We waited fifteen minutes before we both agreed; this was not the pediatric place for Spencer.  We simply walked out and ignored the nurse’s command to come back. 

Fortunately my insurance covered care from a small service oriented pediatric group, not a production line pediatric service.

Once again, I am able to afford more personalized medical care.  I realize there are many people in the country who cannot afford any medical care.  That is a bad thing.  It is wrong.  We should be able to do better.  Unfortunately doing the right thing for more people is going to bring down the quality of care for many.  The really wealthy people, the 5% er’s will always get top notch personalized care.  The service and quality I and many others have become accustomed to will become unaffordable.  The vast majority of the country will have to get used to long waits and becoming a number not a face.

Everyone deserves quality medical care.  My fear is that we are headed to a system where only the ultra wealthy will have quality care, everyone else will have substandard overcrowded care from overworked tired doctors and cranky nurses.

It is only fair, I don’t mean to complain, it is just that sometimes the way things become fair is when many people have to get less care so that others can get any care.

You get what you pay for.   In order to have everyone receive affordable medical care we all will have to pay for it in dollars and reduced service.

I have no answer, it is a real dilemma.  When health care is too expensive, people are abused.  When health care is inexpensive or free, the system is abused.


Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Cover-up


The Cover-up

Mrs. Cranky is at it again; sneaking around, little white lies, questionable behavior, evasive answers…she is not to be trusted I tell you.

“I bought you a banana muffin for breakfast.”

“Great, where is it.”

“On the counter.”

“I don’t see it, wait, what is under the towel?”

“It’s right on the counter, and don’t look under the towel.”

“Why not, don’t you want me to see the cinnamon twist?”

“Don’t touch the twist, I got you a muffin.”

“Why did you hide it, I wouldn’t take the twist.”

“Yes you would have, now leave it alone!”

She does this all the time.  She hides food that I might want.

Yesterday we brought home dinner from Boston Market.  She bought a plate of brownies.  I like brownies, but we also have a delicious fruitcake that I have been working on after dinners.  This morning I noticed a towel over the brownies.

“Why are the brownies under a towel?”

“What brownies?”

“Hello…the brownies under a towel…seriously?”

“Oh, those brownies, I want to keep them out of the light to last longer.”

“Just a minute, let me check behind my ears.  Nope, still dry.  Why are you hiding the brownies?”

“Because you have your fruitcake.”

“So, then you don’t have to hide the brownies.”

“The brownies go stale, fruit cake lasts forever; you’ll eat the brownies and save the fruitcake for later.”

“So why do you get all the brownies?”

“Because I don’t like fruitcake.”

“So because I like fruitcake, you get all the brownies?”

“See, I knew you would eat the brownies first, now I have to hide them again.”

Last night Mrs. C was doing something behind my back while I was watching TV.

I recognized by the sound what she was up to.

“Did you just poor water into my water glass?”

“Maybe”

“Why would you do that?”

“Because it is perfectly good water.”

“Then you drink it!”

“I have water; this was left over from another glass. Why do you care?”

“Because it is yesterday’s water, and you keep it in a plastic cup, your water has a plastic taste.”

“It’s perfectly fine, and I don’t throw away good water.”

“This is not California; we don’t have a drought in Jersey.”

“I don’t like to waste water.”

“Maybe you should hide it under a towel!”

“You’re a JERK!”

She is not to be trusted I tell you.