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Sunday, February 14, 2021

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

 

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME



 

For Valentine’s Day Mrs. C gave me a coffee cup.  The cup had words which claimed “I wish I could turn back time.” 

Mrs. C does not like to use her words very often, so if she says it with a coffee cup that I can read every morning, I will gladly take it.

I agreed with her, I wish I could turn back time.  We met relatively late in life, and had both gone through relationships that were lacking.

Sometimes lacking in affection, sometimes lacking in sanity.  It would have been nice if we had met before those bad times.

Then again I had to remind her that if we turned back time too far she would have been the baby sitter. 

I do have a way of ruining the moment.

If we could turn back time, we could eliminate many bad times.  We would also not have the wonderful children we both have today, and without the bad relationships, would we appreciate what we currently have? 

Maybe not.

Mrs. C has a few quirks, I have more than a few.  Would these quirks have ruined a relationship if we could turn back time, or can we easily look past them today because we know what REALLY BAD quirks are like?

Turning back time sounds great, but sometimes, past times are what prepares us for the truly good times to come…that is, if you are lucky.

Now every morning when I pour my coffee, I am reminded how lucky I am.

Saturday, February 13, 2021

ZIP

 It's been a while so I figured I would publish a post...

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Who am I kidding, I got nothing!

Thursday, January 14, 2021

SAVE YOUR WORDS

 

SAVE YOUR WORDS

Mrs. C is a woman of few words.  She will not communicate if something should be apparent. 

“Why should I waste my words.”

For instance, tonight after dinner I remarked about some Girl Scout cookies we had, “Lemonade” that we both really like.  I need a snack with my evening coffee, and these cookies were high on my list.

“There are only three Lemonades left, I’m having two, but I’m waring you, if you don’t take the last one, it will be toast later on tonight!”

           

Later tonight it was time to go downstairs and turn out the front light.  The front light is left on every night until 11:00 when it is my job to go downstairs and turn it off.  “Why” you ask, don’t we just turn the light off when we first go upstairs? (which we do early to watch TV)”

Don’t ask!

Anyway, as I was going downstairs, I said,

“Last chance on the Lemonade cookie, if you don’t want it, it is mine.”

        

I turned out the light and went for the cookie.  It had already been consumed.

When I returned upstairs, I lied to Mrs. C,

“I decided not to eat the last cookie, it’s yours if you want it tomorrow.”

        

“You’ve got nothing to say?”

        

“I know you ate it, it was gone!”

“So….”

“So why didn’t you tell me when I asked if you wanted it?”

“I knew you would figure it out, why should I waste the words.”

“You do know, you are not charged by the word.  It’s not as if when you are born you are only allowed a certain number of words and then you die.  There is no reason to save your words!”

        

“I hate you!”

“You’re a jerk!”

“You just wasted three words; I know I’m a jerk!”