MASK YOU A QUESTION?
For those of you who do not get this title, Mask you a question is New York for “May I ask you a question.” New Yorkers don’t like to waste time with words so they tend to run them together. For example, "Honest to God" is "Onstagod".
Anyway, May I ask you a question? Do you wear a mask or not?
The CDC says if you are vaccinated you do not have to wear one, but who knows who has been vaccinated or not? There are no tattoos on the forehead. Who is safe?
I’m not all that sure that masks were ever that effective. I say that because in New Jersey EVERYONE wore a mask EVERYWHERE, and our cases were still as high or higher than any state.
What the heck, when in doubt wear the mask. For most people they could do no harm, only a bit uncomfortable.
The problem now is, and will be for a while at least, that when you do wear the mask there are people that give you the stink-eye, like
“Why are you wearing that mask, you indoctrinated fool!”
And if you don’t wear a mask there are people who point and tell you,
“You are being selfish; you could be killing my grandmother!”
I still wear a mask most of the time because I’d rather be a fool than to be accused of killing someone’s grandmother.
If I am asked, of course with much distain, why I am wearing a mask, I will simply reply,
“Because I just want to buy a few groceries with out pissing off as many people as possible, not sure why you even give a crap.”
Is there anything in this country that is no longer political?
Wear a mask, you’re a liberal. Don’t wear a mask you are a racist conservative pig. Keep the schools closed …liberal. Open the schools…pig. Make the OK sign…racist. Fly the American flag…racist conservative pig…don’t fly the flag…liberal commie. Use the wrong pronoun…sexist homophobe, and also pig, don’t forget pig.
Zip before button…sexist!
White…BAD! Believe in God…BAD!
Mask you a question? WTF?