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It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Plane makes emergency landing after snake found slithering in overhead bin – And I thought Anthony Weiner was in rehab.
Colorado town keeping its roads clean with toilet paper – It seems it is used for crack sealing, which is kinda the opposite of it normal usage.
Single mom faces jail for selling food on Facebook – Who knew you needed to be married in order to sell food on Facebook?
Tourist fights crocodile after trying to take selfie with it – The crocodile had a different idea about taking his selfie.
An army of rude mongooses invaded a European Golf Tour event - Shouldn’t that be mongeese?
Gender reveal party goes hilariously wrong as box contains medley of rainbow balloons – Am I the only one who read this and thought it was a party for trans-gendered people to reveal which way they were going? Turns out it is common practice these days with expectant parents. For my first interpretation, the rainbow balloons made perfect sense.
NFL Owners Privately Support Use of Marijuana for Pain Management – Take a hit for a hit?
Man takes off while gator attacks woman in pool – I don’t know if Chivalry is dead, but it sure ain’t stupid.
8 wonderful things 1 glass of wine a day can do for you – Clearly if one glass is good a bottle must be extra good!
Secret to saving money at the supermarket – Put small expensive items in your pocket and forget.
New Hampshire Lawmaker Is Re-Elected, Arrested on Same Day – Talk about a rollercoaster day!
AND THE FEEL-GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK:
New Zealand Town Builds Underpass for March of the Penguins - This underpass allows the birds to safely travel from their nests to the sea in privacy.
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY