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Saturday, November 12, 2016

Stupid Headlines 111315

Stupid Headlines 111315
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
 This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
Plane makes emergency landing after snake found slithering in overhead bin – And I thought Anthony Weiner was in rehab.
Colorado town keeping its roads clean with toilet paper – It seems it is used for crack sealing, which is kinda the opposite of it normal usage.
Single mom faces jail for selling food on Facebook – Who knew you needed to be married in order to sell food on Facebook?
Tourist fights crocodile after trying to take selfie with it The crocodile had a different idea about taking his selfie.

An army of rude mongooses invaded a European Golf Tour event - Shouldn’t that be mongeese?

Gender reveal party goes hilariously wrong as box contains medley of rainbow balloons – Am I the only one who read this and thought it was a party for trans-gendered people to reveal which way they were going?  Turns out it is common practice these days with expectant parents.  For my first interpretation, the rainbow balloons made perfect sense.
NFL Owners Privately Support Use of Marijuana for Pain Management – Take a hit for a hit?
Man takes off while gator attacks woman in pool – I don’t know if Chivalry is dead, but it sure ain’t stupid.
8 wonderful things 1 glass of wine a day can do for you – Clearly if one glass is good a bottle must be extra good!
Secret to saving money at the supermarket – Put small expensive items in your pocket and forget.
New Hampshire Lawmaker Is Re-Elected, Arrested on Same Day – Talk about a rollercoaster day!
New Zealand Town Builds Underpass for March of the Penguins - This underpass allows the birds to safely travel from their nests to the sea in privacy.
Come back next week for more


  1. Okay. I totally thought the same thing about that whole balloons in the box thing. With everybody letting their kids choose if they're boys or girls I thought it was *that* kind of a reveal. Lol. - And I agree. Chivalry definitely is not stupid! Hahaha

  2. The re-elected New Hampshire lawmaker must have stopped by the supermarket on the way home...

  3. Chuckling over newspaper picture header!

  4. Who knew you weren't allowed to sell food on Facebook!

  5. Heeheehee! Great fun, as usual.

    Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

  6. The gender reveal one baffled me at first. I guess I don't get invited to many parties...

  7. laughed at the opening news page. i just learned about the gender reveal hooplah this past year, working with 20-somethings.

  8. Toilet paper to repair roads? Please don't squeeze the turnpike!

  9. I always enjoy the insanity of your headlines. I enjoy your response to them even more.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

  10. With this week's election, the Stupid Headlines were limitless.

  11. My great niece just introduced me to what a gender reveal party is. Otherwise I would have been clueless. It sure is hard keeping up.

  12. I wish you would list those eight wonderful things one glass of wine a day can do for you...not that I need eight more excuses.

  13. Yep, I had to look up the gender party thing too. Of course my mind was in the gutter...I'll show you mine...


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