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Friday, May 8, 2020

I Hate When That Happens


I Hate When That Happens

I have been at this blog thing for almost nine years.  For most of those years I've posted every day. 

I started this blog because I enjoyed writing my two self-published (for a bunch of my money) books which almost no one read.  Those books were basically about forty chapters, each of which could have been typical blog posts for “The Cranky Old Man.”  When I learned how easy it was to post a blog, I decided to start one.   It allowed me to continue to write, which I enjoy, and have no one read my writing without spending money to have a book published for no one to read.

It has worked out pretty well, except I am about out of stories that I am willing to tell.  It is hard to post an opinion without making someone angry, especially one particular annoying troll, and…actually that’s it.  It is tough to be interesting when your life is boring.

What can really be frustrating is when I come up with a new idea.  An idea that just about writes itself.  An idea that I think will be entertaining.

Before I put pen to paper, or finger to keyboard, I do some research.  If you type any word or phrase in the upper left-hand corner of a blogger post, you can see any post on that subject from that blogger.  Its that little rectangle next to the blogger “B” with a magnifying glass thingy.  These days when ever I do that research, I often find that I posted on the subject years ago. 

It just happened again.

I hate when that happens.


Wednesday, May 6, 2020

I’m Confused


I’m Confused


I’m confused, not bothered, well maybe a little bit, and I certainly don’t want to offend the hard of hearing, I just do not get why every Governor speaking on his states status dealing with Covid-19 needs a signer in the background.

Are there that many hard of hearing people watching that they need a signer in the background?  I don’t mind, except for I do sometimes get distracted trying to figure out what the signing means.  I am fascinated that anyone could sign as fast as a politician can speak or that anyone can understand the signing.  But still, why do Governors need a signer in the background?

The evening news does not have signing.  There is never a signer in the background for any of the reality TV shows I watch.  Sit Coms on TV do not have a signer.
 
Almost all TV’s these days have a “caption” option so you can simply read what is being said.  Do hard of hearing people know how to use the “caption” function?  Does the “caption” function work for Governor news conferences?

I remember reading a while back in the aftermath of a big storm where the signer behind a Governor’s news conference was faking it.  He was just moving his fingers, and making up movements to match the Governor’s comments.

No one complained.  It was not even caught for several days.  Apparently no one was actually “listening” to the signer, or maybe there were a few deaf people that just thought the governor was speaking a new language.

There is never a signer behind Trump.  Maybe deaf people just don’t want to know what he is saying.  

I don’t believe there is a signer behind NY Governor Cuomo, but then he is Italian and does much of his talking with his hands already.

I just Googled to confirm that Governor Cuomo did not use a sign language interpreter and apparently he was sued by Americans with Disabilities, so now he does include a signer.

The lawsuit states, violates Title II of the Americans with Disabilities Act, which prohibits state and local governments from discriminating against individuals with disabilities, and the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, which requires public entities to provide reasonable accommodations to disabled residents.

OK, thanks Google, now I have my answer.
 
I am no longer confused.  I should have known it had something to do with lawyers.

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

The Look!


The Look!



Mrs. C is not big on talking.  

She does not like to waste words.  When I ask a question, she answers with a head shake “no” or a nodding “yes.”  Often she shakes or nods when I am not even looking.  

Often I get upset about this.

“If you are not even going to answer, just at least say ‘F*ck You’ or anything so I know you are just going to ignore me!”

“I nodded yes!”

“I wasn’t even looking!”

“Well when you ask a question LOOK.  I don’t like to waste words!”

“If you had just said YES, you would have saved this whole discussion and a whole lot of words.”

       “.

“I heard that!”

And still I love her.

In addition to head shaking and nodding, Mrs. C employs an assortment of looks.  

She could write a book with a look.

There is the eye roll look that says,

“How stupid can you be?”

There is the impatient stare that says, “I’m waiting.”

Then there is the Italian look, “The Maloik,” or Evil eye.

If you are married to an Italian or have an Italian mother, you know this look.  I don’t like “The Maloik.”

This morning I got a new look.

Mrs. C likes her morning nap.  We have a routine.  I have breakfast and she watches “Perry Mason” on TV.  I come upstairs with a cup of coffee and watch Perry force a court room confession out of the least likely suspect.  I go downstairs to play guitar and Mrs. C adjusts my pillow to her morning nap position.  

She does not nap without my pillow in her morning nap position.

This morning I overstayed my cup of coffee.  I was wrapped up reading and laughing at Magical Mystical Mimi’s “Missed-connection Monday” post.


I could feel the new look.
 
I turned my head and there it was.  Mrs. C’s look said, 

“When are you going to leave, I need my nap.”

I quietly left before the new look became “The Maloik.”

I’m a jerk, but I’m not stupid.