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Thursday, December 10, 2020

Ode To Mrs. Cranky


Ode To Mrs. Cranky


the date,

easy to remember 

for your mate

This Friday makes 

10 years I know

I expect 

many more to go


We met after 

I ended work

Plenty time 

to be just a jerk

Lots of time 

for us to grow

Lots to love 

don’t I know


You may not be perfect

I say with a smirk

How could perfection

Love such a jerk

No one is perfect

How could they be

But I must say

You are perfect for me


Some women are crazy

No need to discuss

But there is something 

crazy bout us

When it comes to crazy

One thing is true 

The thing that is crazy

is me about you


We bicker a lot 

we laugh for sure

Ten years is a lot 

but I want much more

No sense figuring 

why we just work

You with your quirks

 me just a jerk


So happy ten

My favorite wife

I expect it to be happy

For the rest of my life.







  1. Happy Anniversary to you and your wife, JoeH. Congratulations. Wishing you many more years of happiness together.

    May God bless you both and your family always. Praying for you right now.

  2. Oh this is absolutely DIVINE dear Joe :)

    brought tears in my eyes !
    wow hats off to you as this is SPLENDID piece of poetry from an acknowledging husband for a perfect wife Wow!!!!!!!!!!
    i am thankful to dear mrs cranky who inspired you with her warmth and love to write this specially !
    more love and more health to you both!
    and yes Happy Anniversary :)
    may you both see many many many happy returns of the day,amen1

  3. Happy Anniversary to Mr. and Mrs. C. That was so cool Joe and I am sure you just bought yourself 10 more years. You can reprint it again in 2030 and get an additional ten. Keep it going you two. It is fun watching here on the side lines.

  4. ♪♫Happy Anniversary to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Anniversary to you,♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Anniversary Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranky, ♪♫
    ♪♫Happy Anniversary to you.♪♫

  5. A most excellent tribute - Happy Anniversary!

  6. Happy Anniversary to Mrs. C and Mr. C!! To many more wonderful years together! Raising my champagne glass in a toast to the two of you!


  7. Not only can you bowl a perfect game you can deliver a perfect "Ode" tribute to the wonderful Mrs. C! Happy Anniversary and many, many more!

  8. This makes me smile. Amusing, quirky, fun. I wouldn't might getting a poem like this from someone.

    Have a lovely day.

  9. Happiest of anniversaries with more and better to come!

  10. Wow..... you are good at poem too.
    Happy Anniversary.

  11. Happy Anniversary!

    You are a romantic.

  12. You're a poet and now Mrs. C knows it!

  13. Awwwww. . . poetry for your anniversary; how sweet

    But go easy, big fella; you're makin' the rest of us look bad. . .

    Truly - Happy Anniversary! And a decade, at that!