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Sunday, June 26, 2022

A CRANKY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

A CRANKY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT



 The following endorsement is unsolicited.  This cranky old man has received no remuneration for this post.


For 15 years I have had an arthritic hip.  It was not medically diagnosed, so maybe it was something else, after all, I am not a doctor.  However, I am also not a meteorologist but I can tell when it is raining…so…I think the condition was arthritis.

My hip issue was not debilitating, but I could not run, sometimes walked with a limp and especially noticed it when walking up or down stairs.  I learned to live with it.  I could still play golf and bowl, I seldom needed to run anywhere and, so I limped going up and down stairs not a big deal.

About one year ago, Mrs. C saw an add for a pain relief product, “Hempvana.” Mrs. C will purchase just about anything she sees on TV.  UPS has our address on speed dial.  Most of the stuff she buys is crap.  Sometimes she finds a winner.

I tried the Hempvana.  I applied it several times a day for a week.  Then I stopped.  I stopped because I didn’t think about it.  I didn’t think about it because my hip never bothered me.  I did not limp.  I could go up and down stairs without issue and if chased by a bear, I think I could even run.

Why it is called HEMPvana I am not sure.  Hemp does not seem to be the major ingredient.  Applied topically it does not give you a “Mary Jane high” it just makes pain disappear.

My hip is basically cured.  Sometimes I use it on my neck and I have one knuckle and a big toe that is arthritic…works for them as well.

I assume the stuff either works or it provides a placebo effect.  Either way, who cares.

I have since mentioned it to several friends who complained about similar aches and pains.  My son, who is a physical fitness teacher and health fanatic, complained about a shoulder problem. 

He tried the stuff.

Three times a day for a week.  Problem gone!

Best I can tell the stuff is just a topical application of aspirin that gets to the joint.  Who knows…it works for me.

As several people upon my recommendation have found relief from joint pain, I am offering this endorsement as a public service.

Friends who have spent lots of money on chiropractors and physical therapists have found real relief from this stuff.

For $10 a jar it couldn’t hurt.  It is sold all over, I think Mrs. C got it at Walgreens.

If you try the stuff and it doesn't work, sorry I may have cost you $10.

If you try the stuff and it works; You're welcome!

 

 

9 comments:

  1. I just ordered this. I have the same hurting hip.

    Have a fabulous day and week. ☺

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  2. well you may wish to get a piece of the action - I just ordered it to try. I have some fingers and a hip that need this. Thx

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  3. Hick has the same hip, too. I am commanding him to look for this product the next time he's in Walgreens. My knees would also like to give it a whirl.

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  4. I'm going out tomorrow and getting it. I've seen it. Both the husband and I could use it. Thanks for the cranky tip.

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  5. We do not have Hempvana but use another type of Hemp roll on and it really does work. Thanks for promoting this, Joe, and glad you are better!

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  6. So glad Mrs. C and Hempvana could put you right again. I trust you and if my chiropractor hadn't cured my aching hips a few years ago, I'd head for the store right now. But I will file it in my memory banks should the pain come back. Nothing a like first hand positive review.

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  7. It's wonderful to find an OTC that works, i'm sure my knees will thank you once i go get some.

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  8. I'm glad you found something that works, relief from constant pain is a wonderful thing.

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  9. Hey, thanks! I could use that on my knee, see if it helps. I spend more than $10 on other crap that doesn’t do anything!

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