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Tuesday, December 14, 2021

TEE SHIRTS

 

TEE SHIRTS



 

I haven’t posted in a week or more and a few people (ok one) have actually inquired as to my health. 

Thank you for caring.

Anyway, I have not posted as I have nothing to post about, so I decided to try an old trick and just pick a random item to post on.  My eye went to a pile of Tee shirts from the laundry that I was supposed to fold, so the random item is TEE SHIRTS.

Shit, what a crappy subject to post on.  Let’s see…hmmm.

First thing that comes to mind are tee shirts with statements on them.  What is it with people who wear a shirt that says stuff like;

“It’s OK if you don’t like me…not everyone has good taste”?

Kind of funny, but when you look and read what the tee shirt says, you get hit with,

“What are you staring at?”

I mean if you don’t want me reading your stupid shirt, don’t wear a shirt that makes a statement!

Some tee shirts are funny.  The first time I saw an “I’m with stupid” shirt, I thought it was really funny.  The next ten times…not so much.  A funny tee shirt does not mean you have a good sense of humor, it means someone with a good sense of humor sold you a tee shirt.

Mrs. C is a big Disney World fan.  She is a Disney Vacation Club Member.  I have been known to be a bit cranky, and or grumpy.  She has bought me about 12 tee shirts that are “Grumpy” related. Clever sayings like.

“I had fun once; it was awful.”

I can’t wear any of those shirts in public without someone making a comment.   I ask them,

“What are you starring at?”

Here is another thing about tee shirts.  When you run them through the washer and dryer, they always end up inside-out.  Folding them is a pain in the butt as you have to outside-in them first.  If you put them through the washing machine inside out, they stay that way!

What the heck is up with that.  Like are the missing socks messing with the tee shirts before going into hiding again?

Another thing about tee shirts…

Aw, I got nothing.  359 words is all I've got on tee shirts. 

Anyway, it’s a post; I’m just fine.

Still cranky!

8 comments:

  1. MB counted mine.
    There are 163.
    Some are from the last century.

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  2. You are right. I noticed T Shirts tend to turn inside out when in the washing machine. Why is that? There must be a scientific explanation somehow. It does not happen with other items like trousers, shirts, socks, towels, hats, shoes and so on ...

    God bless.

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  3. I only own one t-shirt with a saying on it, it says "you read my t-shirt, that's enough social interaction for one day"
    My machine doesn't turn t-shirts inside out, but it does turn one pant leg inside out sometimes. I don't have missing socks, ever.

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  4. I don't read them now, but I had to when students wore them to class. One kid got sent home around Christmas for a t-shirt that said, "I have a BIG package for you!" It was before he got to my room, but the other kids were eager to tell me about it, heh, heh. He refused to turn it inside out so he could continue being educated for the day.

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  5. Love that top one. It is so you. I have a couple of advice tees. Such as ADVICE FROM A PUMPKIN which shows a nice pumpkin in a field but then the advice is in much smaller print so I have people moving in too close read it. Such as "be well rounded," "have a thick skin",and "don't go to seed" among other things. I would like to add "Could you stand back a little?" But like you said, we are kind of asking for it when we wear them.

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  6. Stay cranky, nobody does it better.

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  7. I'm glad you are doing well and still have your sense of humor which always has me laughing and also thinking about t-shirts. I only have one that I can think of..it has stick figures sitting around a campfire cooking and it says: "It's all fun and games until someone loses a wiener"...Oh, I do have a few sweatshirts though that have sayings..like "Want to play some reindeer games?" Or a favorite..."I like people..under general anesthesia".

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