She’s A Cold Hearted Bitch I Tell Ya!
Tonight,
while packing for a trip I noticed a strange box among Mrs. C’s many piles of
closet stuff. As I must have paused for
two seconds Detective Mrs. C asked,
“What are
you looking for?”
“Nothing,
I was just wondering what is in a strange elongated unopened box.”
“Never
mind, just leave my stuff alone.”
“Now I
have to know.”
“If it’s in
the long box, it is like a back scratcher except it is for applying lotion on
my back.”
“When did
you get it?”
“A couple
of years ago. I haven’t used it yet.”
“Of course
not, you have me to rub lotion on your back.”
“I’m just
planning ahead!”
She is cold
I tell you.
Hah :) :)
ReplyDeleteGood comeback! But my guess is she really loves you.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣
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ReplyDeleteOuch!
ReplyDeleteAt least she has it ready, and not in her storage unit...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Cranky, you know I was thinking it was something totally different in that box! You shouldn't be so nosey about Mrs. C's things! Lol. - It's nice to see a post from you. Have a great weekend.
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