Apparently, I am A Genius
I am not
bragging, just stating a fact. It is a
fact that I have discovered through a myriad of IQ tests on Facebook. These tests prove I am a genius.
First there
was one that claimed “Only one in a thousand can find the short-tailed rat.”
There was
then a collage of around 100 rats, all but one with long tails.
I found
the short tail rat in less than a minute!
Then there
was a test that said “Only a genius can read this.”
The paragraph that
followed contained misspelled words, words with numbers instead of letters, and
some words that were spelled backwards.
I read
the paragraph effortlessly!
Most
recently I took a vocabulary test where only someone with an IQ of 140-149 could
correctly choose the definition of a word from multiple choices 18 ties out of
20.
I
answered all 20 correctly!
That’s it, I
am a genius. I must be, I proved it on
all the Facebook tests.
I doubt anyone reading this post could prove that your a genius from any of these tests. You would probably not do better then I.
Don’t feel
two bad, everyone can’t be a genius like I be.
I am proud to know you.
ReplyDeleteGot to do something during these "safer at home" times!
ReplyDeletebetty
Congratulations on the discovery of your geniusosity!
ReplyDeleteWell done. I shall know where to come if I need help.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely need to call you Mr. Genius. Nice to know someone who has all the answers.
ReplyDeleteImpressive. Keep those stats handy when Mrs. C calls you a Jerk, although I guess it is possible to be both.
ReplyDeleteYou're the only genius I know. I'm impressed and all this time I've been listening to your wife call you a jerk.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day, Joe. 😎
Yeah Yeah. I also passed all those FB tests with flying colors. I think it shows observation and attention to detail, not necessarily intelligence. But then our POTUS took a test that they give to those with dementia or brain damage and since he passed it, he now thinks he is a genius.
ReplyDeleteThis was sort of meant to be funny, hence the later incorrect use or "your" and "then" and other grammatical errors, but somehow it get turned around to a stupid political comment. Pretty much why this is probably my last post. THis blogging used to be fun when it used to be fun.
DeleteMeanwhile vote for ever you want, I don't care my only concern is if Biden wins, who will actually be the President, possibly a good person, who knows. That is why so many people will vote for a potato before they vote for Trump. I get it; no need to keep feeding the goose.