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Saturday, July 23, 2016

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Friday, July 22, 2016

L-OMG-OGO


L-OMG-OGO


A cranky opinion for


CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY

The following is the opinion of a cranky old man who quite frankly may be a little disturbed.  Opposing opinions are welcome, but please, no name calling, and that means you, you big stupid-head!

I do not consider myself to be a prude.  In fact I am probably a bit deviant.  Still, I don’t get all the hoopla about the Trump/Pence campaign logo.

Apparently the logo represents the T for Trump having intercourse with the P for Pence.  REALLY?

This reminds me of the old joke of the guy taking the Rorschach ink blot test.  Whatever blot he is shown he sees something erotic in it.  At some point the psychiatrist says, “You seem to be rather hung up on pornographic images.”  The patient responds,  "Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”

I have stared at the Trump logo for a while and yes I do finally see how it could be interpreted as inappropriate. 

I decided to look into past presidential candidate logos and see if Trump is alone in his inappropriate image.

What I found is appalling!

Let me start out with the most obvious and the worst




These may not have been approved by the Nixon campaign…but still!

Then there is this:



Oh wait, that says LIKE…never mind, but what about this disturbing image:



A Kennedy Johnson? Please do I have to spell it out for you?

Or

I don’t know about you, but I see a ménage à trois !

If that is not enough I was outraged by this:

Does that look like a peanut or a penis…take a good look, including the placement…RIGHT?




 Clinton on top of Gore?  What is 96 switched around?  That’s right…appalling!

Republicans with the same disgusting missionary image, and 88 I don’t know but that number seems dirty.  Plus Quayle, a bird in a Bush? COME ON!!


Again with the missionary image, that is so degrading to a woman.



 This time on top of a Bush?  What were they thinking?






And then there is this… "All the way?” Need I say more?


Finally just to be fair in this election season, is it me or is that a phallic arrow piercing the H for Hillary?

Don’t fault me; it is the candidates posting all these dirty logos!

I’m a cranky old man and I approve this post.

The preceding was the opinion of a cranky old man and not necessarily that of management…Mrs. Cranky!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Tattoo Do or Tattoo Don’t


Tattoo Do or Tattoo Don’t

Sitting on the beach for the last three plus weeks it seems like everyone has a tattoo.  Tattoos can be kind of stupid as you are stuck with one for as long as you live.  However, at 70 years old, the window for being stupid is almost closed.  Should I get a tattoo?

I hate the full sleeve tattoos; they just look like a blob of ink.  A tattoo should be discernible as some image that defines the person.  Mrs. C is pro tattoo though she has none herself.

She thinks I should get one on my arm…she thinks I still have good arms.

I am going to leave it up to my readers (maybe).  Should an old dude get a tattoo?

I am thinking of either Yosemite Sam,

or Fog Horn Leg Horn,

both cartoons I like. 

Or maybe

Cranky old man Walter,

or the NY Giants.


What do you all think, tattoo or no tattoo, and what should it be?