STUPID HEADLINE 051318
It is time again for
That'll teach'em
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Legoland
responds to criticism over ‘Lego’ Meghan Markle’s skin color – Lego’s response, “Dude, it is a
fecking LEGO!”
A White Yale Student Called the Cops
on a Black Student Napping in a Common Room – I’m pretty sure the term “napping” is racist.
7
things you didn't know about Kaley Cuoco – I know I’m old, because the number one thing I don’t know about Kaley
Cuoco is who the hell is she?
NBA hopeful's mom likens NCAA to
slavery – I suspect
slavery was a bit more severe, but the lady does makes some good points.
Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to
Tennessee senior center – “Working ninety-five, what a way to make a living!”*
$85 million apartment comes with
Rolls-Royces, a trip to outer space -For $90 million you get to skip the trip to outer space.
Vladimir Putin Scores 5 Goals in
'Legends of Hockey' Exhibition Game - Goalie who stopped his sixth shot has gone missing.
'Big Bang' star Mayim Bialik says she
'didn't feel beautiful' during season finale wedding episode – Umm…it is a TV show, you’re just a
comedic actress, so…umm, who cares?
Exotic fish native to China, Russia
found in Virginia reservoir – Mueller is investigating.
A school district in Oregon is
accused of forcing LGBTQ students to read the Bible as punishment – Incredibly this is a current headline
and not from 1952.
New law prohibits Kansas police from
having sex with people in custody – Police officer Oz Wissard responded, “With this law, it seem
like were not in Kansas anymore!” *
*You thought I was going
to make a titty joke didn’t you.
**I agree, that was lame…sorry.
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK:
Florida deputy helps save
‘unresponsive’ baby, rushes him to hospital, authorities say – Finally a story from Florida that
makes you feel good!
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I don't know who Kaley whatshername is either....but I did watch the Big Bang episode where Amy (Mayim) marries Sheldon and I agree.....she didn't LOOK beautiful. Dolly Parton is still alive?
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco plays Penny on Big Bang Theory. I think she is a hoot.
ReplyDeleteAn excellent feel-good story for Mother's Day, and my favorite Dolly Parton joke is about her feet being so small -- some things just don't grow well in the shade.
ReplyDelete"Working ninety-five!" Good one! I believe that the best Mayim Bialik can hope for is to feel "breathtaking."
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much outrage there really was about the Lego thing.
ReplyDeleteThere might have been a lot - I know the people over there are very emotionally invested in all things royal.
But I really wonder just how much outrage actually happened...
What a hoot. I don’t know Kaley Cuoco either. Should we? I didn’t get the memo.
ReplyDeleteMy post tomorrow may be on this story:
ReplyDelete$85 million apartment comes with Rolls-Royces, a trip to outer space
Lego thing? There was a Lego thing?
ReplyDeleteAnd see, not everyone in Florida is trying to rob a Taco Bell while riding drunk and naked on a sober horse!