GROW UP
This is from April 2012...things haven't changed much!
You’re a big fat stupid
head.
I
know you are, but what am I?
You’re a dope
Am
not.
Am
too.
I’m rubber your glue what you say bounces off me
and sticks to you.
Stop touching
me.
Oh
yeah?
Yeah!
I’m not touching
you!
Jerk!
So’s your
mother!
He
poked me.
Did not.
Did so.
Idiot!
Sticks and stones can break my bones but names will
never hurt me.
Sleezeball!
Liar!
Crook!
Flip-flopper!
Pinko!
Fascist!
Racist!
Uncle Tom!
Baby Killer!
Woman hater!
Hawk!
Dove!
LIBERAL!!
CONSERVATIVE!!
I
hate presidential election years!
Those were all terms of endearment in our house!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm. They didn't learn all those political swear words on the play ground.
ReplyDeleteI remember when there were worse things you could be called than a liberal.
ReplyDeleteHe heheeee
ReplyDeleteNowadays the worst thing you can be called is a moderate.
ReplyDeleteYou moderate!
Not me. YOU'RE a moderate!
S
Let's not forget: "I know you are, but what am I?"
ReplyDeleteHaha... some things just don't change no matter how much older people get.
ReplyDeleteLol! I was beginning to think you'd say at the end that was just you and Mrs Cranky!
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