HEADLINES 120411

HEADLINES 120411

It’s Sunday, time for my weekly least read post.  If nothing else I am persistent.  Here are this week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric comments:

Egypt's Military Ruler Urges Voters to Attend Protested Elections- Don’t you think they should urge the non-voters to attend? Just a thought.

6th Earthquake in 4 Days Recorded in Oklahoma- Al Gore cites earthquakes in the east and mid-west as more proof of the negative effects of global warming.

Court to look at overtime pay for drug sales reps – Drug dealers get overtime?

Kidnapper Sues Former Hostages, Says They Broke Promise- They promised not to escape after he promised not to kill them.  They escaped anyway!

Bicyclist Gets Nearly $100G After Fall on Icy Trail – Damn, I’d give maybe a buck fifty to see that, but 100 grand!!

Flying squirrels invade hospital emergency room for second time in two weeks – Administrator says “First the moose and now the flying squirrel.  When will it end?”

Fort Worth Bans Santa From Classrooms – Chimneys are all boarded up to prevent entry.

Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism - Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism -Prozac Might Ease Repetitive Behaviors in Some Adults With Autism.

Cain's Wife Didn't Know He Was Giving Ginger Wood Money – Wood money?  Is that what they’re calling it now?

Hunter Captures UFO In Nevada – Hunter was forced to let it go when told it was not yet UFO season.

Saudi report: Women driving spurs premarital sex – Saudi King Abdulla mandates women driving.

Flesh-eating banana fears hit Mozambique – This one looks easy, but I got nothing.  Isn’t that the name of a new rock group; “Flesh Eating Bananas”? 

I will award a WHOOP-TEE-DOO for the best stupid sophomoric comment to this headline!