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Sunday, August 23, 2020

Important Research


Important Research

The Cranky Old Man blog shutdown has temporarily been reinstated due to shit I just can’t believe and must comment.

During these painful virus shutdown days, days of illness, depression and death, I read an article about some very important research at a respected university.

While some of our most intelligent people are working to develop a vaccine to cure Covid-19; while some are fighting to find therapeutics to treat those with Covid-19, Temple University is studying the effects of a face mask and the attraction of one’s face.

The Temple University's College of Public Health and the Center for Human Appearance at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine has found in a small study that a surgical face mask actually increases the attractiveness of both the male and female face. 

(Apparently more study is needed on the attractiveness of gender-neutral faces.)

This study result is both interesting and disturbing to me.

Interesting that a surgical mask would make a person’s face more attractive.  Personally. the face mask is a bit off-putting to me. 

It may be attractive in a weird nurse-fantasy kind of way, but mostly I prefer to see a person’s face.  That’s just me, the study by the Temple University's College of Public Health and the Center for Human Appearance at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine says otherwise.  So that is interesting.

What is disturbing is that there is even a Temple University's College of Public Health and the Center for Human Appearance at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine. 

Who goes through four years of undergraduate school, three years in medical school so they can do research for a Center for Human Appearance?

“So, after 7 years of school and hard work, what do you want to do with your superior intellect and education?

“I am going to join the "Center for Human Appearance" and research what makes a person more or less attractive.  I particularly wish to study the effect of a surgical face mask and perceived attractiveness.”

“Well. That seems like a worthwhile study after a 7-year investment of time and work.  What will you do with the result of such a study?”

“Ah, well, we will release the result of the mask study so that people can…er…decide…um…I don’t know.  Wait, the fact that the mask makes one more attractive will convince everyone to wear a mask and thus help defeat Covid-19 and save the world!”

I feel better now. 

Keep up the good work Temple University's College of Public Health and the Center for Human Appearance at the University of Pennsylvania's Perelman School of Medicine.




   

Thursday, July 23, 2020

It Used To be Fun

Remember when blogging used to be fun?  Meeting fun and interesting people from around the world?  I do.  It was fun. 

Apparently now you can't post about feeding squirrels or making fun of Facebook or even you favorite foods without people feeling the need to give you their political position, or correct your spelling, or voice an opinion that has nothing to do with a post.

Personally I don't understand it, maybe it all boils down to hate.  Hate a current politician, hate the weather, hate anyone who doesn't hate what you hate.

Currently I hate blogging.  It used to be fun...oh well, golf is back, baseball is coming back,

I'm good.

 

Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Apparently, I am A Genius


Apparently, I am A Genius



I am not bragging, just stating a fact.  It is a fact that I have discovered through a myriad of IQ tests on Facebook.  These tests prove I am a genius.

First there was one that claimed “Only one in a thousand can find the short-tailed rat.”

There was then a collage of around 100 rats, all but one with long tails.

I found the short tail rat in less than a minute!

Then there was a test that said “Only a genius can read this.” 

The paragraph that followed contained misspelled words, words with numbers instead of letters, and some words that were spelled backwards.
 
I read the paragraph effortlessly!

Most recently I took a vocabulary test where only someone with an IQ of 140-149 could correctly choose the definition of a word from multiple choices 18 ties out of 20.

I answered all 20 correctly!

That’s it, I am a genius.  I must be, I proved it on all the Facebook tests.

I doubt anyone reading this post could prove that your a genius from any of these tests.  You would probably not do better then I.
 
Don’t feel two bad, everyone can’t be a genius like I be.