tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post8577992819732768064..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGEjoehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-53161229731407336912013-09-06T20:42:43.438-04:002013-09-06T20:42:43.438-04:00Learning Womanese... Give it up... it ain't go...Learning Womanese... Give it up... it ain't gonna happen. :)<br /><br />Btw, I hear that the "yes dear" still works.Anitahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08180243708565855383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-70463317418589521582013-09-06T01:17:41.445-04:002013-09-06T01:17:41.445-04:00Hahaha! Love it! How 'bout I teach you Womanes...Hahaha! Love it! How 'bout I teach you Womanese and you teach me Manish? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04750195813761527673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-31174957185923792982013-09-05T21:42:09.639-04:002013-09-05T21:42:09.639-04:00Why not just learn Français? At least you could su...Why not just learn Français? At least you could succeed at that. ;)Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-60121621397107634152013-09-05T19:51:39.456-04:002013-09-05T19:51:39.456-04:00For the right price, I will interpret for you. And...For the right price, I will interpret for you. And I will do a better job than Kramer telling George Costanza that his old girlfriend was said she was going to "sleep" with a guy after a party, instead of "sweep".Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-31442517386622409882013-09-05T19:49:38.705-04:002013-09-05T19:49:38.705-04:00Womanese? Learn French, it's easier....;)Womanese? Learn French, it's easier....;)Lydia C. Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13911667428856165902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-74601705584172561782013-09-05T15:57:15.003-04:002013-09-05T15:57:15.003-04:00What Carolyn said about the mind reader thingie. G...What Carolyn said about the mind reader thingie. Good answer.Cindy Keen Reyndershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01538914807361602296noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-66882727747278244282013-09-05T15:39:05.869-04:002013-09-05T15:39:05.869-04:00love it! yeah, what she said! :)love it! yeah, what she said! :)TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-19200330532383903652013-09-05T15:34:26.805-04:002013-09-05T15:34:26.805-04:00Hell Cranky, just when I thought I knew the lingo,...Hell Cranky, just when I thought I knew the lingo, they changed the whole book. I figure some things are just meant to be left to the imagination. I'm going with that...One Bad Pixiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04139395145674594659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-18310099206280883802013-09-05T15:31:16.382-04:002013-09-05T15:31:16.382-04:00Women all belong to a female club where the High B...Women all belong to a female club where the High Book of Womanese" is kept. You will never gain access to this book but if you did they'd toss it out and write a new one just to spite you and keep you in the dark.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-60486049566734986462013-09-05T15:02:58.126-04:002013-09-05T15:02:58.126-04:00I think CLR is right!!I think CLR is right!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-33931672907685766982013-09-05T13:52:59.871-04:002013-09-05T13:52:59.871-04:00Mrs Cranky is right!Mrs Cranky is right!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09693170090426983457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-70845468604203498942013-09-05T12:47:30.844-04:002013-09-05T12:47:30.844-04:00well, rats ~ wanted to also add that women don'...well, rats ~ wanted to also add that women don't play those games with women any longer... at least not in my world. My problem is hoof'n'mouth disease... what the hell did you do with your hair?Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03663919207326700505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-33832276794484846592013-09-05T12:43:27.914-04:002013-09-05T12:43:27.914-04:00jeeeeeeezus, Cranky… you and women. well? speaking...jeeeeeeezus, Cranky… you and women. well? speaking as someone who has had nothing but lousy relationships … I will offer my expert opinion.<br /><br />Men seem to want women to be mind readers. Women seem to want men to listen. Women do not like to mind read because it's time consuming. Men do not like to listen because it's time consuming.<br /><br />Therefore! women have developed body language that men kNOW without a doubt what it means. A quick stomp of a foot with arms folded …. hands on hips … one eyebrow up… curling our lips along with an eyebrow up…. both eyebrows up… that's a ~ you better git look<br /><br />and … just 'the look' ~ you all know what it means. YOU DON'T LISTEN. <br /><br />That's why I eat pie.Carolynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03663919207326700505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-89795056118333831492013-09-05T10:41:52.584-04:002013-09-05T10:41:52.584-04:00REALLY pay attention to Mrs. C. Learn to listen. ...REALLY pay attention to Mrs. C. Learn to listen. Whoops, she already said that.<br /><br />On the other hand, most of life's hurdles are behind. Just be nice and you'll get on through to the end.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-64709443423411669802013-09-05T09:57:31.575-04:002013-09-05T09:57:31.575-04:00I've been a woman for a long time and I am not...I've been a woman for a long time and I am not sure I always understand the language. I do think it sounds different to women than it does to men so you may run into some problems. Jeaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04810126999695733332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-46707023750304794372013-09-05T08:45:25.662-04:002013-09-05T08:45:25.662-04:00This is awesome. To answer your question, we are ...This is awesome. To answer your question, we are born knowing this language and it is one of the most complicated to learn, by others. I am not sure it is even possible to translate. It may just have to remain one of the great mysteries of the world. :)CLRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01207164054349835246noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-56241578837609747562013-09-05T08:07:01.575-04:002013-09-05T08:07:01.575-04:00Have you ever heard of that obscure small African ...Have you ever heard of that obscure small African tribe who communicates by making ever-so-slightly different clicking sounds instead of making sounds with their vocal chords like everyone else in the world does? I think learning to speak and understand "click" would be easier than learning Womaneese.Lowandslowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08608734222483888884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-68193593795311756642013-09-05T07:41:39.575-04:002013-09-05T07:41:39.575-04:00You don't have to learn Womanese. Mind Reading...You don't have to learn Womanese. Mind Reading 101 will do.<br /><br />Speaking of languages, the hubby and I went to Ecuador a few weeks ago (pics on my blog). We spent most of the summer listening to Spanish cds to bone up on our Espanol. We thought it was a great brain exercise. Turns out we know little to nothing of Spanish, and we were quite comical in Ecuador. Bag Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01885412195900280096noreply@blogger.com