tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post4774273583805278700..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: Kid Stuffjoehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-24619002002401074592017-10-22T18:27:00.085-04:002017-10-22T18:27:00.085-04:00See, there's hope for today's youth! They ...See, there's hope for today's youth! They are just like we were, and we turned out OK.Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-69121412834729555552017-10-20T11:48:38.351-04:002017-10-20T11:48:38.351-04:00L.oose S.uspenders M.ean F.alling T.rousersL.oose S.uspenders M.ean F.alling T.rousersA Reader's Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674142236769153479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-48887197419644550782017-10-18T22:49:39.611-04:002017-10-18T22:49:39.611-04:00I remember wondering why the Christian warriors al...I remember wondering why the Christian warriors always went into wars backwards:<br /><br />Onward Christian Soldiers,<br />Marching ass toward war.<br /><br />Maybe that's why I lost my religion fairly early, if I ever had it.Catalysthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03804837416104556928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-44488460505228470692017-10-18T21:54:48.980-04:002017-10-18T21:54:48.980-04:00I remember a joke that made me laugh although it t...I remember a joke that made me laugh although it took a while before I understood it: Contrary to public opinion, Moby Dick is not a venereal disease.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-4437764938063552752017-10-18T19:58:58.749-04:002017-10-18T19:58:58.749-04:00To the tune of On Top of Old Smoky
On top of spag...To the tune of On Top of Old Smoky<br /><br />On top of spaghetti,<br />all covered with cheese<br />I lost my poor meatball,<br />when somebody sneezed...<br /> Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00079471254681821763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-13615752176673991922017-10-18T19:20:06.612-04:002017-10-18T19:20:06.612-04:00Butter beans, butter beans good for your heart
The...Butter beans, butter beans good for your heart<br />The more you eat the more you fart.Rick Watsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01005727239466916086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-405272663905249752017-10-18T18:59:33.118-04:002017-10-18T18:59:33.118-04:00We had a "fight song" like Notre Dame.
...We had a "fight song" like Notre Dame.<br /><br />Cheer, cheer for old Central High<br />You bring the whiskey, I'll bring the rye<br />Send the freshmen out for gin<br />And don’t let a sober sophomore in<br /><br />We never stagger, we never fall<br />We'll sober up on pure alcohol<br />While the loyal faculty <br />Lie drunk on the barroom floor<br />Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-80131600310673513592017-10-18T15:55:34.112-04:002017-10-18T15:55:34.112-04:00Shoot, maggieO beat me to it. I even had brothers ...Shoot, maggieO beat me to it. I even had brothers and most of those were new to me. I can only think of my brother's favorite. He would sing loudly from the bathroom. "Here I sit brokenhearted. Came to Sh*t and only farted"Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-57110051057777424782017-10-18T13:43:34.873-04:002017-10-18T13:43:34.873-04:00I don't remember any, either, but I bet I'...I don't remember any, either, but I bet I'm older than you!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-77017169076821216652017-10-18T13:04:54.533-04:002017-10-18T13:04:54.533-04:00None of that was in my memory banks, then again, I...None of that was in my memory banks, then again, I'm pretty old. Things that made me giggle...I'll have to think about that one.only slightly confusedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08165115156889904978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-85141298659992336352017-10-18T12:17:42.077-04:002017-10-18T12:17:42.077-04:00Good one!Good one!joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-71516471611040028452017-10-18T11:58:07.102-04:002017-10-18T11:58:07.102-04:00I see London, I see France, I see Judy's under...I see London, I see France, I see Judy's underpants.maggieOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10285270417004290428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-33397562648736675742017-10-18T10:44:46.765-04:002017-10-18T10:44:46.765-04:00Well today if she hit you with a ruler she'd d...Well today if she hit you with a ruler she'd do hard time.<br /><br />Also, all that violence and there were no gory movies or TV back in the day...the cartoons did have a lot of body part chopping though.<br /><br />Funny stuff thanks. I vaguely remember the first one. <br />joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-89222616781482787372017-10-18T10:28:56.360-04:002017-10-18T10:28:56.360-04:00It's funny. . . for a kid who really liked sch...It's funny. . . for a kid who really liked school, the ear-worm jingles I remember all have to do with violence against the teacher. . .<br /><br /><i>Glory, glory hallelujah!<br />Teacher hit me with the ruler<br />I met her at the door with a loaded .44<br />And she won't hit me no more. . .<br /><br /> . . .<br /><br />Joy to the world! My teacher's dead!<br />I barbecued her head!<br />And then I took her body,<br />And flushed it down the potty<br />And round and round it goes. . . (etc)</i>Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-92147430203562769372017-10-18T10:03:01.586-04:002017-10-18T10:03:01.586-04:00Oh God, except for the padidle I remember all of t...Oh God, except for the padidle I remember all of those.Mac n' Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05732924562630675589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-47496038246655810172017-10-18T09:58:12.420-04:002017-10-18T09:58:12.420-04:00Farts are always funny. If you can't laugh at ...Farts are always funny. If you can't laugh at farts, you're leading a very boring life....<br /><br />We had loads of stupid little songs we made up, though I can't remember them. We also had our own versions of nursery rhymes. Do kids still know nursery rhymes?Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-58540771567828951182017-10-18T08:18:33.889-04:002017-10-18T08:18:33.889-04:00I read this and was thinking I had no idea about t...I read this and was thinking I had no idea about the Batman jingle, but now, slowly, it is coming back. Thanks a lot!<br />Having a ten year old grandson, I can tell you ten year olds are still pretty much the same in their fascination with bodily functions and accompanying noises.Olgahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00692441479616299920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-30861139542630312442017-10-18T07:00:24.165-04:002017-10-18T07:00:24.165-04:00We would sing the song about destroying the school...We would sing the song about destroying the school to the tune of Glory, Glory Hallelujah. That was our favorite.messymimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649529601786689712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-57064418046974705782017-10-18T06:37:32.710-04:002017-10-18T06:37:32.710-04:00I vaguely remember a Comet jingle ... 'So drin...I vaguely remember a Comet jingle ... 'So drink some Comet and vomit today.'<br /><br />Mostly, I enjoyed the Wacky Packages stickers.Bijouxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05788630004051883635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-52987504536764959962017-10-18T05:47:00.186-04:002017-10-18T05:47:00.186-04:00We all hated Bosco! We all hated Bosco! minghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15358377557024956426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-71483246827682136202017-10-18T01:47:56.319-04:002017-10-18T01:47:56.319-04:00I can remember 'step on a crack and break your...I can remember 'step on a crack and break your mother's back' and that really is all I remember. <br />I'm sure there was more going around, I often saw groups of kids bent over giggling until they got a stitch, but I was a loner so didn't learn what they were laughing about. Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-12491988658898131392017-10-17T23:19:08.819-04:002017-10-17T23:19:08.819-04:00I giggled all the way thru this. I've heard (a...I giggled all the way thru this. I've heard (and sung) the Batman jingle and the whistle while you work but not the others. The Lucky Strike jingle is hilarious. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-16178444854415102302017-10-17T23:02:09.873-04:002017-10-17T23:02:09.873-04:00I remember making up other words to songs back in ...I remember making up other words to songs back in the day, but don't ask me what in the world they were. I can't remember even one of them, so I marvel at your memory. I was a practical joker, but I also remember giggling at something ridiculous at every single place we weren't supposed to be laughing, causing me to get into trouble - often. Then I had to go through it all over again with a son who was heavily involved in sports. All I can say is - thank goodness he grew up, is now 34 and living with his own family. (lol) Great topic! Hugs...ROROhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07417463444013920901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-42543109109599006102017-10-17T23:01:04.916-04:002017-10-17T23:01:04.916-04:00Hmm, maybe we grew up in a parallel universe or it...Hmm, maybe we grew up in a parallel universe or it's the fact that I was a girl ... I don't have any memories like that except 'beans, beans, the musical fruit ... Sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02743921972328074980noreply@blogger.com