tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post3830325345767477595..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: Stupid Headlines 031719joehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-43723781854931710572019-04-21T16:01:17.501-04:002019-04-21T16:01:17.501-04:00Again, I promise - I filter my water here in Flori...Again, I promise - I filter my water here in Florida. I don't drink the stuff they drink.Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-6120033901421081242019-03-17T22:35:17.314-04:002019-03-17T22:35:17.314-04:00As usual, you keep me in stitches!As usual, you keep me in stitches!messymimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649529601786689712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-74286279100295882512019-03-17T16:18:32.927-04:002019-03-17T16:18:32.927-04:00You gave my 13-year-old self plenty to titter abou...You gave my 13-year-old self plenty to titter about this week! I especially liked your sophomoric comment on the evicted dominatrix.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-51020286087437166512019-03-17T14:45:00.000-04:002019-03-17T14:45:00.000-04:00Are we supposed to infer that if the gun owner had...Are we supposed to infer that if the gun owner had just been licensed, he WOULDN"T have shot himself in the dong? (is 'dong' a medical term?)Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-3289143539314826422019-03-17T14:28:20.361-04:002019-03-17T14:28:20.361-04:00I had to go look up this date thing. Okay, I'...I had to go look up this date thing. Okay, I'll copy some down and let others weigh in.<br /><br />When we had food I know you got a salad but having full fat coke is more calories you really don't need.<br /><br />You need to keep your past to a minimum. I don't care about it and what you went through.<br /><br />Get a sense of humor, you didn't laugh at a single one of my jokes.<br /><br />You just seemed a bit stuck up. Sort your personality out.<br /><br />You made me feel like shit when you offered to pay. It's like you thought I didn't have enough money after telling you how much is in my account.<br /><br />You didn't compliment me once.<br /><br />If you take these on board I might consider another date. I will give you a month and get back in touch to see if this made a difference.<br /><br />It's not me, Luke James, it's you. What a loser.<br /><br />Have a fabulous day, Joe. 😎Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-57738793412642622792019-03-17T12:11:39.950-04:002019-03-17T12:11:39.950-04:00Ha ha on the Florida man. They do entertain. As a...Ha ha on the Florida man. They do entertain. As a Floridian, I think the pirate summed it up. There are no Florida men as they all come from either NY, NJ, Ohio, Ill or Indiana. We natives usually live somewhere other than Florida.Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.com