tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post3027691617369883859..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: MRS. CRANKY'S SHOPPING LISTjoehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-83018681341405776852013-05-08T16:23:50.658-04:002013-05-08T16:23:50.658-04:00I'd like to know what store puts the tampons n...I'd like to know what store puts the tampons near the lima beans!! If I had to do the shopping based on a list like that, we would probably starve!<br /><br />Penny at Mom Rants and Comfy PantsAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04078585130082427242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-30615811937052004742013-05-06T22:25:08.415-04:002013-05-06T22:25:08.415-04:00It would appear I am completely devoid of imaginat...It would appear I am completely devoid of imagination. I have not one single clue!<br /><br />Suggestion: Voicemail using Google Voice which will leave you a text as well as a recording!Nelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715337821985446358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-62442258534761025902013-05-06T19:20:17.010-04:002013-05-06T19:20:17.010-04:00That is worse handwriting than my husband's an...That is worse handwriting than my husband's and I freaked out when I first saw his thinking I'd married a psychopath.<br />All I can make out is straw nappies, call tomatoes, pota beans, my socks, soup, Lima and tissues.Jackie Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06322613989851869319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-48446551195070445072013-05-06T17:16:14.727-04:002013-05-06T17:16:14.727-04:00you should know what she needs without having to d...you should know what she needs without having to depend on a list.momto8https://www.blogger.com/profile/13964950285763339907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-54657508555516949102013-05-06T09:55:44.928-04:002013-05-06T09:55:44.928-04:00It is scary but I got most of them becasue I too h...It is scary but I got most of them becasue I too have the penmanship of serial killer Mommy Bagshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14016498338534458441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-61006061014007293082013-05-06T05:18:46.391-04:002013-05-06T05:18:46.391-04:00I'd give up and just eat the list - paper(part...I'd give up and just eat the list - paper(particularly the yellow kind) is pretty nutritious you know ;-)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04402703967636964187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-2220401504365004602013-05-06T03:33:44.589-04:002013-05-06T03:33:44.589-04:00I have absolutely no idea ... maybe you should sug...I have absolutely no idea ... maybe you should suggest to Mrs Cranky that she should draw pictures of the things she wants in the future.Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-48760428540568835212013-05-06T02:18:51.154-04:002013-05-06T02:18:51.154-04:00omg some of these answers are as funny as the post...omg some of these answers are as funny as the post. This is gonna take some time...be backAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864898827831713032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-38611519832720449362013-05-06T02:03:04.172-04:002013-05-06T02:03:04.172-04:00I see Strampy Call tamales. POTA news House Bill m...I see Strampy Call tamales. POTA news House Bill my sales. Fettucini. Confectioners sugar curls. Paul Coffee soup. Tissues for bathroom and living room. Triage tablespoons. American singles. Oh, and apparently Mrs. C is going to Lima.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-41182083828164388882013-05-05T22:08:10.398-04:002013-05-05T22:08:10.398-04:00Is that chicken scratch in English? Actually, my h...Is that chicken scratch in English? Actually, my handwriting is just as bad.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-2690033623718027782013-05-05T17:47:28.981-04:002013-05-05T17:47:28.981-04:00Alllllrighty.
I see Tissues, so the word near that...Alllllrighty.<br />I see Tissues, so the word near that will be in the aisle of hygeine.<br />Body lotion.<br /><br />Then the Orange Juice is written slightly darker, so this is a whole new section... elm. Definately a request for an Elm tree. Arsin... Arsinic maybe? Tripe, toilet paper and steak are all written in one sentence, very confusing. <br /><br />Lima beans. Soup. <br /><br />Strawberries. Potatoes. HB sauce. Some kind of apple. <br /><br />I didn't know they sold Nong's outside of Australia, I thought that was one of our slang words. ;-o<br /><br />Mrs. C, I recommend turning the television off, sitting directly in Mr. C's view, holding his face so he has to look at you, wearing a very bright lipstick to aid his focus, when you explain the next shopping list to him. <br /> Eccentricesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15350166822047688150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-56957824296024084802013-05-05T17:43:16.483-04:002013-05-05T17:43:16.483-04:00Man this sucks!! I really want to win the contest....Man this sucks!! I really want to win the contest. But.. You're wife writes just like my Mom did. I could never read her writing. I do most of the shopping and I still can't figure out more than 1/2 of the list. Although, this was an hilarious post!Bad Word Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05946586696660086018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-64455557206754096022013-05-05T16:00:25.429-04:002013-05-05T16:00:25.429-04:00Loved this, no chance of coming up with a winning ...Loved this, no chance of coming up with a winning contest entry, but it does look a lot like the notes I take at meetings. Then when I finally get around to typing them up several days later, I have no idea what I meant! I love Mrs. Cranky's rebuttal. You would never write humor at her expense, would you Mr. Cranky? Mr. Cranky??? :-)Josie Two Shoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18388032819905416258noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-63824133274503557492013-05-05T14:14:03.727-04:002013-05-05T14:14:03.727-04:00Ah....I coulda been a contender......in fact, I co...Ah....I coulda been a contender......in fact, I could have won this thing if I only had my vision back. My handwriting is worse than Mrs. C's and I have spent a lifetime translating my own scribbles for myself......at this point I can only detect that one item begins with an "F"....I think.<br /><br />Godbless Lowandslow and Fishducky......they had me in paroxysms of laughter like your Stupid Headlines usually do. You should tip them or something. <br />Thanks to them and Mrs. C for a great laugh. And to you, love and kisses.Lohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08398370059689865989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-58432590413691006742013-05-05T12:49:43.004-04:002013-05-05T12:49:43.004-04:00EASY!! Right under the clam insurance, she wants ...EASY!! Right under the clam insurance, she wants you to buy something strange. There's also potatoes, conference swine,soup, limas,something you're supposed to tame & Ah Sin--wasn't he the cook on Bonanza?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-1825758699312700652013-05-05T11:42:58.104-04:002013-05-05T11:42:58.104-04:00That sir, is written in the language of love. Any ...That sir, is written in the language of love. Any devoted husband should be able to decode his dear wife's writing. Theresehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12548448958613700678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-46109635367297502112013-05-05T11:36:45.833-04:002013-05-05T11:36:45.833-04:00Well, the store would have long closed by the time...Well, the store would have long closed by the time I got through this list...but I would have paid attention when she was reading me the items if I knew her penmanship was as bad as mine.<br />Confectioner sugar? At least she is going to make you some dessert.Taborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15257045780724471840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-60489927064506481522013-05-05T11:13:09.098-04:002013-05-05T11:13:09.098-04:00atleast I got Sugar, Lima and soup!!atleast I got Sugar, Lima and soup!!Nina Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18179359568857111757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-8499612452216722742013-05-05T10:45:21.162-04:002013-05-05T10:45:21.162-04:00laughing at low and slow's answers!laughing at low and slow's answers!TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-59835856977491716162013-05-05T10:45:00.131-04:002013-05-05T10:45:00.131-04:00omg! thank goodness you told us the first one! she...omg! thank goodness you told us the first one! sheesh! <br /><br />i got soup and lima and that's it!TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-14818779847778522692013-05-05T10:30:22.335-04:002013-05-05T10:30:22.335-04:00i admit, there have been times when i've asked...i admit, there have been times when i've asked him what it said cause i can't read my own writting. and by the way, when i give him a list just for him when i can't go, i do write it neater! you can't believe everything cranky writes. especially when it comes to me. he likes making you laugh at my expense. enjoy!! good luck. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-10173677839978108152013-05-05T09:10:44.701-04:002013-05-05T09:10:44.701-04:00It looks almost exactly like a shopping list I wou...It looks almost exactly like a shopping list I would write.<br />So I can't read it, either.(not necessarily your) Uncle Skiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02705753220273516841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-10915172220608759042013-05-05T08:56:26.958-04:002013-05-05T08:56:26.958-04:00All I could make out was "cannabis", &qu...All I could make out was "cannabis", "strappy potting soil", "tums flavored asparagus", "french connection shaving cream", "condom soup", "lima tampons", and "a single ehmi OJ".<br /><br />Did I win?<br /><br />SLowandslowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08608734222483888884noreply@blogger.com