tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post1429439017328696001..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: STUPID HEADLINES 072714joehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-35102396189604190572014-07-28T15:48:10.794-04:002014-07-28T15:48:10.794-04:00I'm going with the Romanian man. I'm think...I'm going with the Romanian man. I'm thinking I'm wrong, but the rest are so odd, they have to be true. :)Lara Schiffbauerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13546286607078965432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-6415508568922144502014-07-27T22:06:31.487-04:002014-07-27T22:06:31.487-04:00I should just relish in my victory rather than ope...I should just relish in my victory rather than opening my mouth (or in this case start typing) and prove once again that I know nothing. Surprised that NV would get such a dubious award with MS and KY in the running, but I'll roll the dice with Texas misspelling their name. I remember an article from this week about thousands of MLB player jerseys containing a misspelled all-star's name, but maybe I missed the UT mess up. <br /><br />Enjoy your Monday, Joe. Slamdunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13087161268629251860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-59987194610504550002014-07-27T19:59:04.018-04:002014-07-27T19:59:04.018-04:00Misspelling "Texas" gets my vote, althou...Misspelling "Texas" gets my vote, although there are certainly other great ones here to choose from.stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-14779171896550380872014-07-27T19:00:36.187-04:002014-07-27T19:00:36.187-04:00I am going with the fart machine one. The English ...I am going with the fart machine one. The English are to proper for that kind of stuff.Dan the Mountain Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05011867680756996102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-91112788426646559752014-07-27T16:40:02.244-04:002014-07-27T16:40:02.244-04:00I was sorely tempted by the British fart machine a...I was sorely tempted by the British fart machine and those (allegedly) illiterate Longhorns. However...I don't think Nevada's educational system ranks lowest in the nation. I think that title has been held for several years now by a different educational system a couple of states below me.<br /><br />Nevada Education is my official pick.Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-83308746647477939962014-07-27T15:41:00.223-04:002014-07-27T15:41:00.223-04:00Michelle Obama: “There is no crack in our pies” – ...Michelle Obama: “There is no crack in our pies” – That Michelle, always complaining about something.<br /><br />^^^THIS one makes me LOL<br /><br />The fake? Definitely the British inventor who invented a fart machine. What the heck? Like, a giant Whoopie Cushion? or an actual machine that makes sounds with the smell and all that? I think that's fake. Besides, if there was a fart machine, my 5 sons would have one by now. Katrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04446770591516588794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-19143462170354023352014-07-27T14:53:41.445-04:002014-07-27T14:53:41.445-04:00I think the 38 sticks of butter is fake. Who could...I think the 38 sticks of butter is fake. Who could eat more than 37 sticks in 10 minutes, anyway?Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-88408299349664997442014-07-27T14:08:58.169-04:002014-07-27T14:08:58.169-04:00Nevada...sounds too Harry Potter.Nevada...sounds too Harry Potter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-55826134184851195372014-07-27T13:41:43.114-04:002014-07-27T13:41:43.114-04:00Wheee.. Headline day!
Some of these I know to be...Wheee.. Headline day! <br /><br />Some of these I know to be surprisingly true. Despite the incredible irony of the Beetle/Beatles headline, I'm going to go with the sticks of butter - by process of elimination.. so to speak.<br /><br />Oh and the testicular surgeon.. my first thought was "Oh nuts!"Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-75250639249105980802014-07-27T13:00:54.520-04:002014-07-27T13:00:54.520-04:00Even if they're ALL true, they're very fun...Even if they're ALL true, they're very funny!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-78443880076234943042014-07-27T11:53:16.885-04:002014-07-27T11:53:16.885-04:00Being a Londoner myself I will go for the 38 stick...Being a Londoner myself I will go for the 38 sticks of butter too LOL<br /><br />Have a scentedtastic Sunday ;-)<br />stevebetherehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570714472621540629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-49562971894955090042014-07-27T11:03:42.833-04:002014-07-27T11:03:42.833-04:00London man eats 38 sticks of butter in 10 minutes ...London man eats 38 sticks of butter in 10 minutes breaking Guinness record is my pick. I can't see this as even possible in a day let alone 10 minutes.<br /><br />Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-39426124498022899572014-07-27T10:39:24.157-04:002014-07-27T10:39:24.157-04:00I forgot to give you a proper plug. HEY EVERYONE ...I forgot to give you a proper plug. HEY EVERYONE dbl click on Uncle Skip up there above me and pay him a visit!joehhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-14165375560021086912014-07-27T10:31:27.690-04:002014-07-27T10:31:27.690-04:00Obviously, I have a slight edge if I enter.
So I w...Obviously, I have a slight edge if I enter.<br />So I will recuse myself from judging the entries this week.(not necessarily your) Uncle Skiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02705753220273516841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-62238508979182286842014-07-27T10:21:19.623-04:002014-07-27T10:21:19.623-04:00I actually have a neighbor, real nosy type, that t...I actually have a neighbor, real nosy type, that takes a great interest in everything done, or not done, at my house or in my yard. I easily figure that if I lost my keys and had to break into my own house he'd call the cops in a New York minute. Commander Zaiushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11000824454124236774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-3898862078235675452014-07-27T09:44:33.704-04:002014-07-27T09:44:33.704-04:00going with the fart machine today. i smell monty p...going with the fart machine today. i smell monty python...TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-75963706296279208412014-07-27T08:26:52.778-04:002014-07-27T08:26:52.778-04:00"Longhorns misspell 'Texas' in their ..."Longhorns misspell 'Texas' in their 2014 football media guide"<br /><br />It's all part of their "Keep Austin Weird" campaign, which BTW is working VERY well.Lowandslowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08608734222483888884noreply@blogger.com