THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Damn, I had a thing for Doris!
Returning on a several hours trip from the wake of a family friend, my wife had Sirius Radio
tuned to the seventies channel.A song
came on, “Pillow Talk.”
“I’ll bet you’ve never heard this song.”
“Of course not, you know I had three
children all under ten in the seventies I missed that whole decade and most of
“Do you know what pillow talk is?”
“I know what it is in our house.”
"Let’s see, how about:"
“Can you turn down the volume, I’m
trying to sleep, what are you deaf?”
“Very funny, turn it down.”
“Why did you change the channel?”
“What?You were asleep, I don’t want to watch “Family
Feud” I want to catch up on “Wicked Tuna.”
“I Can’t sleep to “Wicked Tuna”, it
wakes me up!”
“So, I have to watch a show I don’t like
so you can sleep because my show wakes you up?”
“That’s crazy, and how do you go from
sound asleep to wide awake just because I change the channel to my show?”
“I like the background noise from ‘Family
Feud.’‘Wicked Tuna’ has too much excitement,
it wakes me up...JERK”
“OMG!! OK, I’ll watch “Family Feud.”
Talk!How the hell did they make a song
about that in the eighties?
From The Urban
Pillow Talk can be any variety of things. It can be before or after
being intimate, or without that at all. The point of pillow talk,
though, is for two people to enjoy each other's presence through conversation,
in a somewhat spontaneous way, but in a way that will let both parties go to
bed with clear heads.