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Sunday, March 24, 2019

Stupid Headlines 032419


Stupid Headlines 032419

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.

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"Smart" pills are here and we need to consider the risks – My number one worry…What would happen to Reality TV without stupid people?

Playboy Mansion is haunted with a female spirit, ex-playmate says – Gives a different meaning to Ghost Busters.

Nonstick frying pans can make your penis smaller, study says -

            (Shrinkage…you know about shrinkage, don’t you?)

Always just use an old iron skillet with a little olive oil to fry your penis; or better yet, never cook your penis!


The last two headlines are especially for your thirteen-year-old selves.


A slew of CEOs charged in college entrance cheating scam – The only thing about this story that surprised me was; They give scholarships for rowing?

Texas man brings steer to Petco to test ‘all leashed pets are welcome’ policy – Even in Florida they wouldn’t try this…Petco welcomed them.


Parents don’t get enough sleep for 6 years after a child is born, 
researchers say -
Are there any mothers in the world who wouldn't say this research was a waste of time and money?

AT&T CEO interrupted by robocall during onstage interview – I wonder if he took advantage of his last chance to qualify for a low interest credit card.

New York man kept 7 sharks in pool at his home – Local kids’ favorite game is Marco Poly-Crap… SHARKS!!!

Wisconsin man charged in bank robbery told police he ‘decided to try something new,' – And now he gets to try something else new…JAIL! Actually, that is probably not new to him.

Man arrested at airport for smuggling drugged orangutan in luggage – Clearly it is just wrong to drug an orangutan.

Woman, 21, opens up about sex life with 74-year-old fiancé - None of my business, and hats off to the old dude, but I still find this to be really creepy!


FEEL-GOOD STORY of the WEEK:

Waffle House waitress helps man cut his food, gets scholarship – What she did was no big deal…she is not a hero, but it is feel-good when good karma comes to good people who just do nice things without an agenda.









9 comments:

  1. Any frying pan would have the same effect. It does not have to be non-stick.

    God bless.

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  2. Love hearing about someone just being NICE which should not be so rare as to attract so much attention but maybe it will inspire others.

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  3. A 74 year old with a 21 year old gal. I don't ever what to know about that sex.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. 😎

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  4. My 13-year-old self is snorting, and without smart pills, is anticipating a reality show about a 21-year-old and her sexed-up 74-year-old husband. Oh, wait. I think we already had that, called The Girls Next Door, taking place in the Playboy Mansion.

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  5. So that's why my son has been warning us about our teflon pans...That 74yr old probably passed on the "smart" pill and took that little blue one instead. He's no dummy.

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  6. If smart pills will help keep teens from doing stupid things, i believe it warrants more investigation.

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  7. Hmmm, maybe they need to put the active ingredient of that smart pill in our water....for Pete's sake. "wanted to do something different" indeed.

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  8. With smart pills you’d never hear the phrase, Hey Y’all watch this!

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  9. Yeah - Texas kept Florida out of the headlines this week!

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