Stupid Headlines 011016
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Fight breaks out among anti-violence activists in New Jersey – Fighting
in New Jersey is recreation, not violence.
Utah dating website for white
people only turns heads – Turned heads are all looking to see if there are any black people in
Utah.
ISIS issues rules for raping, enslaving women – Tell
me again why we have to be careful not to offend radical Islamic terrorists.
Male bass are experiencing unwanted sex changes – This
does not bode well for the next Jenneration of bass.
Kitten who was dyed purple and used as chew toy has emergency surgery –
I am not a cat person, but I still want to know: Why
isn’t someone in jail for this?
Clinton struggles to explain difference between socialist, Democrat – A
socialist believes in the principals of socialism. Socialism is a political ideology and movement which has proposed a set
of social and economic measures, policies and systems characterized by social
ownership. A Democrat believes in
advocating the principals of socialism in order to win elections. (Oh relax; it’s a joke…mostly.)
PETA sues to give monkey the copyright of selfie photos – You
have got to be kidding! I think this was
a fake headline last year.
Greyhound driver reportedly leaves riders in bus while he naps at hotel
– It’s such a comfort to take the bus and leave the
sleeping to us.
How the 'male pill' could
actually work – So when someone tells you to grow a set, there is a pill for that?
First ever 'Made in Ghana'
cars are built to survive anything – Nothing says quality like the ‘Made in
Ghana’ label.
Putin shows off by throwing members of Russia's judo team to the ground – Either
Putin is really good or the team members didn’t want a radioactive dinner.
California woman finds bloody fingertip in her salad at Applebee's – I
guess she wanted finger food.
Sorry Pixel, I looked and looked, Florida had a slow
news week.
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Jenneration of bass. Hahaha! Good one! And I agree, put the guy who who dyed the kitten purple in a cold, dark, deep prison cell.
ReplyDeleteThese were really good ones Cranky. Some good giggles. I'm with you on the kitten though.
ReplyDeleteI was going to make a comment about your Jenneration of bass being the funniest line in this post. I see Lowandslow beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteRegarding Florida, I believe you just didn't look hard enough. :-)
omg, the bass jenneration had me!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh. Finger food.
ReplyDeleteUGH, I saw the kitty thing. I hope they catch the @$$holes responsible!
ReplyDeleteExcept for the kitten - hilarious!
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