HEADLINES010612

HEADLINES010612

It's Sunday, time for more Cranky Headlines and Cranky stupid comments.  What the heck, it's an easy post:

Maine man guilty of arson at topless coffee shop – Man demanded that the coffee shop cover up.

No Sale: Million-Dollar Bill Gets North Carolina Man Arrested at Walmart – Why did Walmart let him run up such a high tab?

Hundreds of Dead Birds Fall from Sky in Town For Second New Year's Eve in a Row – Locals brag, “New York drops a giant crystal ball, we got dead birds!”

Flushing Can Spread Diarrhea Disease – If you are flushing diarrhea, I think it may already be too late.

Cat Survives Two Euthanasia Attempts at Utah Shelter – Shelter officials claim it often takes nine attempts.

Lawmaker Urges Dutch to Apologize for WWII Jewish Deportations – Country unites to form giant human sign spelling out “Sorry Jews!”

Calif. Catholic bishop resigns, says he has 2 kids – Hmmm….no… this one is too easy!

Obama administration expands count of rape victims- I think even one rape victim is too much for any administration!

US Navy rescues Iranians held hostage by pirates – It was easy to separate hostages from the pirates; the pirates all had one eye, the hostages all had one eyebrow.

Bristol Palin Quits Hollywood – Hollywood was not even aware she was hired.

Hawaii hit by number of endangered seal killings – Endangered? They were KILLED!!

Rare Asian duck draws bird watchers to Calif. – Shocked watchers declare Asian duck is best served medium well.

Hey don't blame me, blame the lame week for funny headlines!