tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post7282385243293978631..comments2024-03-26T17:55:50.539-04:00Comments on Cranky old man: MRS. CRANKY'S SHOPPING LISTjoehhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08520161706680568508noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-42532273625208439442015-04-17T21:55:32.054-04:002015-04-17T21:55:32.054-04:00Interesting how she mixes upper and lower cases. M...Interesting how she mixes upper and lower cases. Mixing "As" with "e".stephen Hayeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17659054447637207734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-57780393329746142832015-04-17T20:46:30.737-04:002015-04-17T20:46:30.737-04:00Celery, Tomato, Lettuce
Kimono
Toilet paper
Bounty...Celery, Tomato, Lettuce<br />Kimono<br />Toilet paper<br />Bounty with opium<br />RAISINS<br />Turkey<br />Nutmeg booty lotion<br />Crabists<br />Pizzas<br />Butterbutt<br />Viter<br />Wails<br />Sharping cheese<br />Stoma berms<br />Humus lima<br />Soap<br />Stenk eltz<br />Milk<br /><br />Good luck finding that all in one store!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13025832536749983018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-38321432239425741962015-04-17T20:36:23.969-04:002015-04-17T20:36:23.969-04:00As near as i can make out, the list includes celer...As near as i can make out, the list includes celery, tomato, lettuce, bananas, toilet paper, Bounty paper towels (without a pattern on them, perhaps?), waffles, cheese (listed twice, i think either sharp cheddar or provolone or both), string beans, lima beans, butter beans, milk, humus, soap, raisins, turkey, Nutella, Biscotti, pizza, and chicken breasts. There's only one thing on there i cannot make out at all, it looks like "vitre" or "vitrs" and could mean vitamins.messymimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649529601786689712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-82841925413976192872015-04-17T20:32:13.425-04:002015-04-17T20:32:13.425-04:00You should market these to recruiters. Put a list ...You should market these to recruiters. Put a list like this in front of any candidate interviewing for a job and see what they come up with. It'll weed out any nuts and flakes much quicker than any question about "where do you see yourself five years from now?"Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-62658885334226008532015-04-17T20:30:23.353-04:002015-04-17T20:30:23.353-04:00OK, I'll try. (Do I count as a close friend?)
...OK, I'll try. (Do I count as a close friend?)<br /><br />At the top, she needs celery, tomatoes, lettuce and almonds.<br /><br />Left column: toilet paper, Bounty w/ Dawn, raisins, notemaboohidita, chicken beasts, pizzas, and batterbont.<br /><br />Right column: vitamins, waffles, S hairspray, cheese, string beans, hummus, lima, (hmmm...is that hummus from Lima, Peru, or maybe lima beans?), soap, stork (stork...whoa, who's expecting???), cheese (really, twice?), don't get orange juice, but do get milk.Pixel Peeperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17553862902461169270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-10267734572055283812015-04-17T19:37:54.097-04:002015-04-17T19:37:54.097-04:00Mrs. Cranky’s spelling might be somewhat poor, but...Mrs. Cranky’s spelling might be somewhat poor, but her shopping list is crystal clear. In fact, this is the easiest one so far. Since the list is not numbered, I have used the holistic approach I use with my wife when I return home with dog food in preparation for the Saturday night get together.<br /><br />The first thing you must do is get on the cellphone and call Tom. Tell him to have the airline tickets ready. Then, be sure to pick up the vitamin-infused waffles, some Paella, and any Bovine products injected with opium. The raisins took me a while, but I finally got it.<br /><br />Back over on the right, immediately on top of the string bikinis, I see the combination shrimp/chicken meal, which I assume is a TV dinner. Below the string bikinis is a copy of a book published in Peru by Ernest Hemingway’s distant Latin American cousin Heminglima, followed by a package of combination soup and laundry detergent guaranteed to clean you out after the fine meal she is preparing. <br /><br />After acquiring the sudsy soup, be sure to get hold of Tarik and ask him for some fresh Nvtemabooeyoner from Dubai. Mrs. C. did not make it clear if the Nvtemabooeyoner was the one or two hump kind, so you should be okay. They usually go quite well with the Ckkbists pizzas. I’m Italian and I know I love ‘em. <br /><br />Finally, after picking up some stork cheese made from real millc, be sure to pick up a bottle of the newly discovered vitamin B177 ebony pills. They will help with the black hole that will form in the pit of your stomach when you return with the wrong items. Don’t worry about a thing. You will even F…up the raisins.<br />JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14692103477055483000noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-80824860166656641622015-04-17T19:22:34.850-04:002015-04-17T19:22:34.850-04:00Today's list was relatively easy--I think I go...Today's list was relatively easy--I think I got them all!!<br />Celery<br />Tomatoes<br />Lettuce<br />Armones<br />Toilet paper<br />Bounty without fun OR Bounty without Ann<br />Raisins<br />Turkey<br />Nutema Bouyeutier (this one was easy) <br />Chicken breasts<br />Vitamins<br />Waffles<br />Short hairspray<br />Cheese<br />String beans OR strong beans<br />Humongous lima<br />Soup<br />Stank<br />E Hertz<br />Milk<br />Pizzas<br />Butterbunt<br /><br />Do I get a whoop-di-doo?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-63520418650036428542015-04-17T14:31:54.439-04:002015-04-17T14:31:54.439-04:00Well, once you've heard of Bounty w/opium it&#...Well, once you've heard of Bounty w/opium it's tough to keep concentration on other unrelated tasks. Where do we find said bounty?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-15124880099949597852015-04-17T14:18:10.045-04:002015-04-17T14:18:10.045-04:00This one's easier than last time!
Celery Tomat...This one's easier than last time!<br />Celery Tomatoes Lettuce<br />Almonds Vitamins Waffles <br />Toilet Paper<br />Bounty with Dawn<br />Sharp Cheddar Cheese<br />Raisins String Beans<br />Turkey Hummus Lima Beans<br />Nutella Biscotti Soap<br />Biscuits Stinky Cheese<br />Pizzas Milk<br />Butter - both (since she figures you'll prolly bring home the wrong one, so this ensures she'll get what she wants!)<br />I hope I win becuz I really suck at Headlines!<br />Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07359404486512786477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-83996561210977310992015-04-17T13:01:14.192-04:002015-04-17T13:01:14.192-04:00I do work for a number of clients with atrocious h...I do work for a number of clients with atrocious handwriting, so this is what my working hours are often spent doing. No problemo!<br /><br />Celery, tomato, lettuce, almonds, toilet paper, Bounty w/o Ann, raisins, turkey, Noxema Bouscotia, chicken breasts, pizzas, butter (both), vitre, waffles, shropser cheese, string beans, humiglima, soap, stork cheese, milk.<br /><br />Well, maybe a coupla problemos ...jenny_ohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475480579733466963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-27566400405816483172015-04-17T10:46:21.543-04:002015-04-17T10:46:21.543-04:00celery
tomato
lettuce
almonds
toilet paper
bounty ...celery<br />tomato<br />lettuce<br />almonds<br />toilet paper<br />bounty ?<br />raisins<br />turkey<br />noxema ?<br />chicken breasts<br />pizzas<br />butter - both<br />vitamins?<br />wails?<br />shop rag?<br />cheese<br />string beans<br />hummus?<br />lima<br />soap<br />stork?<br />eltz?<br />milk<br /><br />oh, good golly!TexWisGirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13641962051044162710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-59630993233382874672015-04-17T10:45:59.766-04:002015-04-17T10:45:59.766-04:00Celery, tomato, lettuce, almonds, vitamins, waffle...Celery, tomato, lettuce, almonds, vitamins, waffles, shampoo,<br />H20 (water), string beans, lima beans, humming bird, soap, seltzer, milk, toilet paper, paper towels, raisins, turkey, nutemabooco2, chicken breasts, butterbont<br /><br />These are fun!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-48036954105984328832015-04-17T10:33:35.404-04:002015-04-17T10:33:35.404-04:00Oh my gosh! I'll give it a shot, but I'm r...Oh my gosh! I'll give it a shot, but I'm really too busy laughing at this post to be very effective. You're awesome. Okay, here goes: celery, tomatoes, lettuce, almonds, toilet paper, Bounty, Dawn, turkey, pizzas, milk, raisins, soap...I give up!<br /><br />Might I suggest an iPhone app called Grocery IQ? That's what I use. :-)Stephanie Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10461865229341760836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-42065692091588709452015-04-17T10:02:38.358-04:002015-04-17T10:02:38.358-04:00Good grief... I'm not very good at this, but ...Good grief... I'm not very good at this, but here goes.<br /><br />Celery<br />Tomatoes<br />Lettuce<br />Almonds<br />toilet paper<br />Bounty w/Dawn???<br />Raisins <br />Waffles<br />Chardonnay<br />String beans<br />Turkey<br />Soap<br />Milk<br />Pizzas<br />Butter<br /><br />That's the best I can do. Some are a mystery.<br /><br />Have a fabulous day. ☺Sandeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06785788498697004273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-67317254363823008742015-04-17T08:56:00.465-04:002015-04-17T08:56:00.465-04:00Holy crap. Raisins, green beans, turkey, soap, piz...Holy crap. Raisins, green beans, turkey, soap, pizza, milk, toilet paper--phooey, I am just guessing here. She could create an unbreakable military code. Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-53083920100719857892015-04-17T06:06:15.834-04:002015-04-17T06:06:15.834-04:00I got tomato, lettuce, raisins, turkey, chicken br...I got tomato, lettuce, raisins, turkey, chicken breast, pizzas, butter, milk, soap, humus, lima (beans?), bounty without something, shampoo, cheese, waffles. The rest is just gobbledegook designed to keep you out of the house longer.Riverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794655013673748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-45497093694098788322015-04-17T03:38:28.405-04:002015-04-17T03:38:28.405-04:00Good god, it's worse than usual but I'll g...Good god, it's worse than usual but I'll give it a go!<br />Tom tomatoes), lettuce<br />Ammo (bit worrying!)<br />Raisins<br />Pizza (s)<br />Stout beans?<br />Turkey<br />Soap<br />Milk<br />Chz (cheese??)<br />Lima (llamma?)<br />Butter<br />Nuttella<br />Wafls (waffles?)<br />Bounty (could be chocolate bar or kitchen towel)<br />Chilly busts ...<br /><br />That's it, I'm done ...Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04402703967636964187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-968059214758329257.post-77149083239027746812015-04-17T00:29:07.454-04:002015-04-17T00:29:07.454-04:00Here is what I could decipher but its only about h...Here is what I could decipher but its only about half the list:<br /><br />Tomato<br />Lettuce<br />Toilet paper<br />Bounty (paper towels?)<br />Raisins<br />Turley<br />Noxzema Lotion<br />Pizzas<br />Humus<br />Lima (beans?)<br />Soup <br />Milk<br /><br />I'm probably wrong on 50% on those, LOL<br /><br />Now if she dictated the list with a heavy accent, I would have better like to decipher it :)<br /><br />bettybettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323135450742337670noreply@blogger.com