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Sunday, May 13, 2018

STUPID HEADLINE 051318


STUPID HEADLINE 051318

It is time again for
That'll teach'em


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.

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Legoland responds to criticism over ‘Lego’ Meghan Markle’s skin colorLego’s response, “Dude, it is a fecking LEGO!”

A White Yale Student Called the Cops on a Black Student Napping in a Common Room – I’m pretty sure the term “napping” is racist.
7 things you didn't know about Kaley Cuoco I know I’m old, because the number one thing I don’t know about Kaley Cuoco is who the hell is she?

NBA hopeful's mom likens NCAA to slavery – I suspect slavery was a bit more severe, but the lady does makes some good points.

Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center – “Working ninety-five, what a way to make a living!”*

$85 million apartment comes with Rolls-Royces, a trip to outer space -For $90 million you get to skip the trip to outer space.

Vladimir Putin Scores 5 Goals in 'Legends of Hockey' Exhibition Game - Goalie who stopped his sixth shot has gone missing.

'Big Bang' star Mayim Bialik says she 'didn't feel beautiful' during season finale wedding episode – Umm…it is a TV show, you’re just a comedic actress, so…umm, who cares?

Exotic fish native to China, Russia found in Virginia reservoir – Mueller is investigating.

A school district in Oregon is accused of forcing LGBTQ students to read the Bible as punishment – Incredibly this is a current headline and not from 1952.

New law prohibits Kansas police from having sex with people in custody – Police officer Oz Wissard responded, “With this law, it seem like were not in Kansas anymore!” *

 *You thought I was going to make a titty joke didn’t you.
**I agree, that was lame…sorry.


FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:

Florida deputy helps save ‘unresponsive’ baby, rushes him to hospital, authorities say – Finally a story from Florida that makes you feel good!


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8 comments:

  1. I don't know who Kaley whatshername is either....but I did watch the Big Bang episode where Amy (Mayim) marries Sheldon and I agree.....she didn't LOOK beautiful. Dolly Parton is still alive?

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  2. Kaley Cuoco plays Penny on Big Bang Theory. I think she is a hoot.

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  3. An excellent feel-good story for Mother's Day, and my favorite Dolly Parton joke is about her feet being so small -- some things just don't grow well in the shade.

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  4. "Working ninety-five!" Good one! I believe that the best Mayim Bialik can hope for is to feel "breathtaking."

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  5. I wonder how much outrage there really was about the Lego thing.

    There might have been a lot - I know the people over there are very emotionally invested in all things royal.

    But I really wonder just how much outrage actually happened...

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  6. What a hoot. I don’t know Kaley Cuoco either. Should we? I didn’t get the memo.

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  7. My post tomorrow may be on this story:
    $85 million apartment comes with Rolls-Royces, a trip to outer space

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  8. Lego thing? There was a Lego thing?

    And see, not everyone in Florida is trying to rob a Taco Bell while riding drunk and naked on a sober horse!

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