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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

SHE WAS HOW OLD?

SHE WAS HOW OLD?
 A cranky re-run from January 2014
Just because I sometimes post about my wife in a not necessarily complimentary way, please don’t think that Mrs. Cranky is a dingbat, or screwy, or blond.  If she had her own blog she would make mincemeat outta me.  But she doesn’t so…

Anyway.

Tonight the testosterone step-crank and his fiancé were visiting for dinner.  Mrs. C was relating stories of when her kids were young.

“I only had to clean up vomit once, and it wasn’t even from any of my own kids.  Cathy Mugwump, Casey’s friend, they were in class together, was at our house on a sleep over. Mrs. Mugwump had 14 kids and Cathy was sick.  She didn’t want her other kids to get sick so she sent Cathy over to our house…that bitch…”

“Why did you let her come over if she was sick?”

“Because I’m an idiot.  Anyway, right before bedtime Cathy projectile vomits all over the bedroom and I have to clean it all up…Yuck!”

And here is why I say my wife is a pip:

“Damn! How old was she?”

“Same age as Casey.”

“Ah…how old was Casey?”

“The same age as Cathy…they were in the same grade…jeeze, do you ever listen?”
Say good night Gracie.

11 comments:

  1. I never once believed your fibs about your lovely wife. Enjoyed reading this post though.

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  2. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. So how old was she. You didn't tell us either. Oh wait, you don't know.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Laughing out loud. Hey, if Mrs. C starts blogging, I'll sure read it.

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  4. Yuck. If it was my house, Cathy would have been shut outside at the first sign of nausea.

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  5. Could it be, she couldn't remember? Oooooh.

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  6. Heeheehee! A better question would be what grade they were in perhaps -- it might give you an idea. Very funny stuff, your conversations.

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  7. Heh, heh. I guess Mrs. C wasn't pickin' up what your were layin' down. Sometimes I'm pretty sure men and women speak a different language. That answer made perfect sense to HER.

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  8. Oh, I just love Gracie. So I will over look your dissing of blondes this time.

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  9. She was one funny lady. I understand she was supposed to be the straight man in the Burns and Allen act but she always got the bigger laughs.

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