STUPID HEADLINES 071617
It’s time again for
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\STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Holy Communion bread cannot be gluten-free, Vatican says – The body of Christ is not gluten-free?
Shark Week 2017 puts Michael Phelps against a great white shark – My money is on the shark.
· California drug cop arrested in $2 million marijuana bust
· 110lbs of marijuana seized’ Missouri Highway Patrol tweets about drug bust
· FHP busts driver with 170 lbs. of marijuana
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared by governor – “And the times they are a changing!”
What's the best time of day to exercise? – Yesterday!
Corning's glass-full concept car – As long as people who drive them don’t throw stones.
Queen Elizabeth II is getting a 78% raise from the government – And Mexico is going to pay for it.
Florida woman sets home on fire after fight over TV volume – She probably should have just hit the down arrow on the volume button.
Texas man stuck in ATM slides 'help me' note in receipt slot to bystanders – If they had ATM’s in the 50’s this would have been on “Lucy”. Too funny!
Glass-filled meatballs left for dogs in Dallas residents' yards – I don’t believe in capital punishment, but if they find this guy, would it be ok to drop him into the middle of an ISIS stronghold with a large cross tattoo on his head?
Olympic gold medalist kisses girlfriend, fails drug test – WOW! That is some hot girlfriend!
Beachgoers form a human chain to save a family trapped in a rip current – People working together…very refreshing.http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/11/us/human-chain-florida-beach-trnd/index.html
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