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Saturday, June 10, 2017

Stupid Headline Sunday 061117

Stupid Headline Sunday 061117
It’s time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 

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North Carolina boat exploded after gas was pumped into fishing rod holder – This is a fairly simple mistake to make…if you’re a moron!

Two gigantic black holes spotted merging into one terrifying monster – I haven’t read this one yet…please lord, let it be about astronomy!

Utah boy pledges allegiance to flag when no one's looking – This brings to mind the classic philosophic question - If a boy pledges allegiance to the flag and no one is looking, did he even pledge at all?

Peacock causes $500 in damages after crashing California liquor store – Why is it a peacock always heads for the good stuff?

'Kill some Jews' tweet gets Texas pre-school teacher fired – Well, yeah! The constitution says you can’t mention any religion in school.

911 call for ride to Hooters ended with trip to Florida jail – I have got to figure out how this Uber thing works.

North Korea slams Trump for pulling out of Paris Climate Agreement – Interesting that the country threatening to incinerate Hawaii is worried about global warming.

Mississippi girl helps deliver baby brother – She then complained to her mom that “He’s touching me!”

California man shot in hand with Rice Krispies – Is the perpetrator a cereal killer.

A saint’s brain is stolen and Catholics pray for its return – St. Anthony St. Anthony, please come around something is lost and needs to be found.

Prosecutors rest their case at Bill Cosby's trial – Maybe they should have checked their water glass before taking a gulp.

And the Feel-Good story of the week:

Illinois man jumps into moving car to save a stranger's life – Yes, there is a video!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/04/illinois-man-jumps-into-moving-car-to-save-strangers-life-see-video.html 
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

13 comments:

  1. That poor bear! (Yes, i feel sorry for abused stuffed animals, and yes, i know it's silly to do so.)

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  2. They are all good, but the Pooh takes the prize. I spewed my coffee on my monitor.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Jim has seen some stupid things out on the water, but fuel in the rod holder? Good grief.

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  4. Loved these but I was told by my computer that I didn't have permission to access the video!!

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  5. The guy who wrote the Pooh headline snickered as he typed. I had seen that guy save the fellow in the car. What a guy.

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  6. Ha! Love it! California man shot in hand with Rice Krispies – Is the perpetrator a cereal killer.

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  7. The Pooh and Cereal Killer - my favorites.

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  8. For some reason, I missed the story about the trip to Florida jail, but I'm really disappointed that you didn't list the story about a naked guy stealing one of Lakeland's famous swan statues!

    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-naked-man-polk-swan-statue-20170525-story.html

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  9. I saw the story on the man jumping into the car to save a stranger on the news, that was pretty cool, not many would do that.

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  10. Heh, heh! The brother delivery girl saying "He's touching me!" And then the mom said, "Don't make me pull this hospital gurney over!"

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  12. When our eldest daughter was little, she would refer to A.A. Milne's bear as 'Winnie-the-Poop'. You know, for what it's worth. . .

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