The last several weeks, whenever we go to our car, it has been pelted with giant bird droppings. Above the car is a tree, but we never see any bird or nest in the tree, yet below the tree the car and the driveway seems to be carpet bombed in a narrow two-yard strip of bird crap.
These are not song bird poops. They are large and nasty. White with brown in the middle. WTF!
At night I often hear the call of a barn owl. I know it is a barn owl because I Googled owl sounds and this one is easy to place. “Who, who, whoop whoop ti doo.” I think it is a mating call followed several seconds later from another call I assume from a horney owl, as opposed to a Horned owl.
Anyway, I think this must be the culprit. We see no bird in the daytime, and anything under the tree is carpet bombed by bird goop in the morning so it must be happening at night when owls are active.
One thing for sure, this bird(s) is very well fed. I just wish he would stay out of our tree.
Pretty sure last night I heard the call "Who, who? I pooped on you."