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Saturday, March 25, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 032617

STUPID HEADLINES 032617
It’s time again for
Go Figure!
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Tom Brady's Stolen Super Bowl Jerseys, Worth $800K, recovered in Mexico – My old High School jersey ought to be worth at least $50!
Huma Enjoys Disneyland With TV President From ‘Scandal’ – Let’s play switch the words around…practically any order works.  I’ve got “Scandal, Huma enjoys TV, Disneyland with President!”

Texas teacher accused of sex with student grins in mugshot – Look, I’m not saying this isn’t absolutely inappropriate, but hire an attractive blonde 26-year-old to teach anatomy to hormonal 17-year-olds, and what possibly could go wrong?

The internet is not happy with the new Wonder Woman’s armpits – Fictitious character picks up a car and flings it across a road, and internet geeks complain that realistically she should not have shaved armpits.   Really?

Walmart horseback ride caught on video – No one paid any attention.  It’s Wal-Mart what is one more horses ass?

Miracle Teenager Survives On His Own For Almost 6 Hours With No Wi-Fi – OK, this is a satirical piece from a fake newspaper, but still funny.

15-year-old sues his mom for taking his phone off him – Suit claimed “abuse.”  Judge ruled against the child…the world is not doomed yet.
British Libraries Under Fire for ‘Sexist’ Bookmarks – Apparently, the pink bookmarks are only 73% the size of the blue ones.
Two NYPD cops assigned to the same precinct discover they are sisters – Even more shocking, neither man is even Catholic!
Chuck Schumer Calls for Chaos – He was stopped by Agent 99 who saw him suspiciously speaking into his shoe.
Elderly couple on wrong flight; end up in NY, not Michigan – “WTF, I said I wanted to see the New Ford or Skylark, not New York Skyline!”
And the FEEL-GOOD Story of the week:
He places a baby otter on the beach alone. Now keep your eyes on the left side of the screen!  (All interesting; the really good stuff occurs at 3 minutes in.)
The plastic bottles on the beach are disturbing to this otherwise heartwarming story.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

13 comments:

  1. What an adorable little otter and what a deplorable mess on that beach! The whole thing makes me sad - that poor little otter has to live in that mess and people are such pigs ...

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  2. In 1,000 years, the alien anthropologists studying Earth's remains will identify that Wonder Woman headline as definitive proof that many of us had too much time on our hands.

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  3. So sweet to see them hustle right over and claim their own.

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  4. The feel good story was the very best. So wonderful that they are together again.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺

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  5. He was so tiny. For a moment it looked like a gang stalking something tasty. Sure glad it ended so well. Thanks for the smile.

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  6. Love the video. But I have always liked otters. I have to tell you, though, that my sister and her daughter were headed to Mayo Clinic in Rochester, MI and they too ended up in Rochester, NY. Have no idea where it went wrong but it did.

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  7. There probably would have been MORE complaints if Wonder Woman was NOT smooth-armpitted.

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  8. Any and all trash on the beach is disturbing, and let WW shave or not, it's her decision!

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  9. Awwww...cute little otter! I used to work in a building that backed right up to a lake. It had otters in it...very playful creatures. We thought they were so much fun to watch.

    Well, until we realized they ate the really cute, really young ducklings that were also playing in the lake.

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