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Saturday, March 4, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 030517

STUPID HEADLINES 030517
Well, Yes...Indirectly
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Twitter erupts over image of Kellyanne Conway kneeling on Oval Office couch – Is this the second most famous Oval Office kneeling?
Spanish Government Appoints a ‘Sex Czar’ to Reverse Country’s Declining Population – This sounds like a great job, but after about a week, I imagine reversing a population decline could get tedious and draining.
IRS audits reportedly targets the rich – And surprisingly enough, oil companies are only drilling in areas where they have reasonable expectations of finding oil.
March Madness 2017: U.S. Companies Will Lose Billions To Slacking Workers – Bull Sh*t!  They do this same story every year.  Pure crap based on flawed assumptions.  Companies will lose zippity-do-da.
Florida homeowner uses martial arts to stop burglar – What was he, a relationship councilor?  How does that stop a burglar? Huh…oh, martial…never mind.
Biologists ask Alaska residents to count moose – How could this possibly be accurate?
An American man is claiming to be the rightful King of England – When added to President of the United States, this would make Donald Trump a very powerful man.
Smart condom i-Con will rate your sexual performance – Talk about performance anxiety!
Male or female? 'Garfield's' gender in question – OMG, it’s a cartoon cat; who friggin cares?
Vegan Woman Arrested After Repeatedly Crashing Her Car Into Chicken Truck – Surprisingly enough, this did not happen in Florida.
88-year-old woman stops rape by claiming to be HIV-positive – Even more effective, she also kicked the sick bastard really hard in the nuts…this is one smart and tough lady!
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:

99-year-old woman checks 'get arrested' off her bucket list

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STUPID (and one nice) HEADLINE SUNDAY

18 comments:

  1. If getting arrested was on my bucket list, so would being released!!

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  2. I've had my fantasies, somehow, getting arrested wasn't one of them.

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  3. Here I am the weirdo of the group - surprise, I know. - I too want to know what it's like to be arrested. I've never been. I feel like I'm saving it up for a moment when I actually will be arrested, say, for something family related. Lol..

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  4. back in my village there was a man who was arrested for the crushing tow kids under his truck because he was drunk.he died in prison later but i still think about his nightmare about accidents which drove him crazy .
    being arrest was not fantasy for me it reminds me of crimes behind it .

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  5. Look at that dear old soul. She's having such a hoot. I'll bet she was a bit of a 'wild child' in her youth.

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  6. Trust me when i say i do not want to see the jails around here from the inside.

    Funny stuff as always. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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  7. I like the last one the very best. What a nice thing to do for her. Odd, but nice.

    I love your comments about the headlines way better than the headlines.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺

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  8. Great List. I like the 2nd to the last one the best.

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  9. Great comments to the headlines again. As for the old lady, bless her heart. I got over that need to be arrested when I was 5 years old. Made me scared of cops till I dated one in my 30's.

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  10. Garfield's gender is in question? Oh my, just which litter box should he/she use?

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  11. I've never been arrested, but I took a polygraph administered by a police detective. It was not optional. Let the record show that I was NOT the perpetrator.

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  12. I never had a desire to be arrested until a friend's son spent a year in jail and lost 80lbs. Hmmm...now I'm thinking this could be better than Oprah's way.

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  13. I don't have "getting arrested" on my bucket list.

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  14. "IRS audits reportedly targets the rich" Isn't that profiling? But I thought..... ;)

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  15. First question, Why would someone have "getting arrested" on their bucket list? Second question, Why would it take they 99 years to check it off?

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  16. Are they taking applications for the Czar job?

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  17. So. . . I'm wondering if Bruce Jenner ever has the menstrual cramps thing. . .

    And I'll be down at the Spanish Consulate this afternoon, putting in my application. . .

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  18. I'm too afraid to get arrested.

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