STUPID HEADLINES 073116
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Some of Melania Trump's speech at GOP convention similar to Michelle Obama remarks – “I was born a poor black girl in Chicago, Yugoslavia…” similar, but just a coincidence.
Pennsylvania mom accused of stuffing kids, ages 3 and 5, in Corvette trunk – This just boggles my mind…who knew Corvettes had a trunk?
Fugitive polygamous sect leader likely used olive oil to aid escape – And Popeye is really pissed!
Texas man made to pay child support in New Jersey for child that isn't his – Sure, and people make fun of New Jersey!
These high schoolers are manufacturing airplane parts – I made a bookshelf in shop.
Caitlyn Jenner: Easier to come out as trans than Republican – Not sure if this is funny or sad…ok, it’s funny…maybe a little bit sad.
Driver playing Pokémon GO smashes into Baltimore patrol car – As they say in Jamaica, “He’s going to GO to the pokey mon.”
Protester outside DNC sets flag, then himself on fire. – Must be one of the many college educated Clinton supporters they keep mentioning in the polls.
Woman alleges she was 'sexually assaulted' by Wee Wee toy in hibachi restaurant – I felt molested by the flaming volcanic onion…they need to shut that place down.
National Chicken Wing Day (7/29/16): How to get free, cheap wings at Buffalo Wild Wings – I think I’d prefer to pay for good wings rather than get free cheap wings.
Daredevil to attempt jumping out of plane at 25,000 feet without a parachute – There is a net, what could go wrong?
Michigan man accused in recycling scheme inspired by 'Seinfeld,' could go to prison – It can’t be done, I’ve done the math a thousand times, it can’t be done unless you get a truck and gas for free. You’d have to hijack a postal truck to do that.
Come back next week for more