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Sunday, December 11, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 121216

STUPID HEADLINES 121216
It is time again for
There has to be a catch
Stupid Headline Sunday...on a Monday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?
Jennifer Lawrence almost killed someone by scratching her butt – Is that a “Bewitched” kinda thing?
Last Tango in Paris' rape scene was not consensual, director Bernardo Bertolucci admits – Could someone please tell me what is “consensual” rape?
Jeep carrying the ashes of the late Cuban leader Fidel Castro broke down and had to be pushed – And those 1941 Willey’s used to be reliable.
Cuba will ban naming of monuments after Fidel – Where does Cuba stand on convertible sofas?
Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?
Rare weasel-like mammal makes a comeback in Washington – Please tell me it is not Anthony Weiner.
Mistakenly sold lottery ticket earns couple $1 million – Clerk sold them a computer-generated ticket instead of the numbers they wanted…prediction, the person behind them will sue claiming that should have been their ticket.
Florida woman arrested for refusing to stop twerking – This may sound silly, but she was in a clearly marked “No Twerking Zone.”
Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?
Meteorologist Called Out for Sexy Dress - And Told to Cover Up — on Live TV – The climate was not right for the station which received a flurry of calls raining in that objected to her warm front display.  These complaints supplied the pressure to demand a cover up.
Suspect foiled by 90-year-old Holocaust survivor arrested – Hmmm, if the comma goes after “old” this is a stupid headline, if it goes after “suspect” and “survivor” it gives me a smile.
Beaver wreaks havoc at dollar store – Ward is pissed, but Beaver claims it is all Eddie Haskell’s fault.
AND THE FEEL GOOD HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:
Texas Lowe's hires disabled veteran and his service dog –
 Charlotte, a 10-year-old golden retriever, is trained to help her companion Clay Luthy, a former C-130 loadmaster in the U.S. Air Force, if he falls. Due to knee injuries, Luthy has undergone five surgeries and can’t bend his left knee at all.
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Come Back Next Week For More
STUPID HEADLINES!!

14 comments:

  1. Just say no to time travel! Seeing some of these people in the news once is plenty. Of course, seeing your blog over and over is a good reason to smile.

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  2. Do the scientists who think it's possible also do well at the horse track?

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  3. Yes! Let's hire veterans and give them all they need to succeed. If that was my Lowe's, I'd stop by just to see Charlotte!

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  4. I love your commentary on the headlines.

    And the feelgood one is awesome! :-)

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  5. So, what I want to know is, whose butt did JLaw scratch? And did she draw blood?

    And I was thinking, it's always Eddie Haskell's fault; Eddie was such a weasel. . . hey, wait a minute. . .

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  6. I need to go back in time and read this again for the first time.

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  7. Love the time travel one too. Bwahahahahahahaha.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a terrific day Cranky. ☺

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  8. Think I'd like that time travel thing - there are a few people I'd like to punch and get out of Dodge quickly.

    Too bad after 5 surgeries they couldn't give him an artificial knee. (In this day and age of 'modern' science.) Nice that he has a service dog and a job!

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  9. Does time travel only go one way? I'd like to check out the future just to be sure there is one.
    Amen to Lowes. A class store.

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  10. Did you know that some scientists say time travel is possible?

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  11. Wait! That lottery ticket headline? It seems like I was that person in line just the other day, when a guy jumped ahead of me and bought a ticket. Am I time-traveling?

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  12. After the Fidel Castro jokes, I couldn't see anything else. LMAO. Thanks!

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  13. Where do you get these freaking headlines ? Too funny.
    R

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