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Saturday, December 3, 2016
Stupid Headlines 120416
Stupid Headlines 120416
It is time again for
The NY Post just loves Anthony Weiner Headlines!
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Time travellers could use parallel
dimensions to visit the past, scientists claim – I have to admit, against the vast
intelligence of these scientists, I am a parallel dimension denier.(Yes, travelers is spelled incorrectly, not my error all you
spell editor fanatics, this was a cut and paste.)
Man interviewing for job immediately
regrets stealing company president's wallet – When he did not get the job Mr.
Kastanza responded, “Was that wrong,
should I not have stolen your wallet…I mean if I knew that was wrong…”
Man charged in golf club assault over
course etiquette at Texas club – Etiquette faux pas carries a two stroke penalty, but that is
supposed to be against the score, not the scull.
Association Tells Wife of Deployed Marine to Stop Flying American Flag - The Freedom to Display the
American Flag Act of 2005 makes it illegal for an HOA to restrict owners from
displaying the U.S. Flag.NOW STFU!
The U.K.'s first-ever 'plastic' 5
bill has really upset vegans – How many baby “plasts” died for each bill?
A robot stripper turns up the heat in
Australia – Make it
rain some WD-40 and the bolts will be coming off.
Chris Christie makes his pitch to
lead the Republican National Committee – Just the man to bridge any gaps…well not bridge…but to
stop any political jams…well not jams…but create lanes of progress…well not
lanes…hmmm, maybe not a good choice.
Luke Bryan punches a heckler during
live performance for making 'crude' and 'insulting' gestures – I’ve never heard of Luke Bryan, but
I am now a big fan.
950-pound manatee rescued after being
stuck in storm drain: 'Every life is precious' – This is great, but what impresses me
is that a manatee can talk.
Toddler's Littering Citation Dropped
– They’d better pick
it up or that toddler will just get a ticket for dropping a ticket.
Man Arrested for Blocking Traffic
While Dressed as Tree – When asked why, the man said he was stumped.
AND THE FEEL GOOD STORY
OF THE WEEK
Photo shows Tennessee firefighters
catching their first nap in 36 hours – Tough day at the office for some real heroes.