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The NY Post just loves Anthony Weiner Headlines!
|Stupid Headline Sunday|
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Time travellers could use parallel dimensions to visit the past, scientists claim – I have to admit, against the vast intelligence of these scientists, I am a parallel dimension denier. (Yes, travelers is spelled incorrectly, not my error all you spell editor fanatics, this was a cut and paste.)
Man interviewing for job immediately regrets stealing company president's wallet – When he did not get the job Mr. Kastanza responded, “Was that wrong, should I not have stolen your wallet…I mean if I knew that was wrong…”
Man charged in golf club assault over course etiquette at Texas club – Etiquette faux pas carries a two stroke penalty, but that is supposed to be against the score, not the scull.
The Freedom to Display the American Flag Act of 2005 makes it illegal for an HOA to restrict owners from displaying the U.S. Flag. NOW STFU!
The U.K.'s first-ever 'plastic' 5 bill has really upset vegans – How many baby “plasts” died for each bill?
A robot stripper turns up the heat in Australia – Make it rain some WD-40 and the bolts will be coming off.
Chris Christie makes his pitch to lead the Republican National Committee – Just the man to bridge any gaps…well not bridge…but to stop any political jams…well not jams…but create lanes of progress…well not lanes…hmmm, maybe not a good choice.
Luke Bryan punches a heckler during live performance for making 'crude' and 'insulting' gestures – I’ve never heard of Luke Bryan, but I am now a big fan.
950-pound manatee rescued after being stuck in storm drain: 'Every life is precious' – This is great, but what impresses me is that a manatee can talk.
Toddler's Littering Citation Dropped – They’d better pick it up or that toddler will just get a ticket for dropping a ticket.
Man Arrested for Blocking Traffic While Dressed as Tree – When asked why, the man said he was stumped.
AND THE FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK
Photo shows Tennessee firefighters catching their first nap in 36 hours – Tough day at the office for some real heroes.
And the fires are finally out!!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!