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Saturday, December 31, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 010117

STUPID HEADLINES 010117
It’s time again for

Makes sense to me.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Pennsylvania mother ate twigs, drank own urine on journey to save family – This sounds very heroic, except the family was at a Chucky Cheese. (No, actually it was very heroic.)
Sisters accused of trying to extort and cyberbully Nigerian billionaire – Ripping off a Nigerian, isn’t this sort of a “Man bites dog” story?
North Texas QB Alec Morris Misses Snap After RB Jeffrey Wilson Vomits on Field – DUDE!!!


Versace used secret 'code' for black customers – African-Americans were offended, apparently they figured out what the code “N-word in the house” meant.



Taliban behead woman for shopping without her husband – F*cking backward barbarians d-bags!!
Attorney Who Allegedly Harassed Ivanka Trump on JetBlue Flight Suddenly Has Nothing to Say – Big brave douchebag and his husband have nothing to say after attacking a mother and her three children on a plane.  Is this an example of “Love trumps hate?”
US considers mining limits to save sage grouse – You can shoot as many as you want, but you can only mine one a day.
Eagles QB Carson Wentz buys shotguns for entire offensive line – That should slow down the pass rush.
Partiers ring in the new year with giant bear costumes – I’d check those costumes for Russian hackers.
Girl teaches her pet cow to jump – She also has a cat with a fiddle, but her dish and spoon ran away.
Trump’s Enemies Enraged His ‘Tragic’ Cameos Are Ruining their Favorite Holiday Films – OMG…get over it for crap sake.  And those movies sucked anyway!  (Little Rascals and Home Alone 2)
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
Grieving Labrador retriever cares for orphaned Bulldog litter: 'Those are her puppies' – Hey, I love Labs and Bulldogs!
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Come Back Next Week For More
STUPID HEADLINES!!
Oh…Happy New Year!

15 comments:

  1. Happy New Year! While i might not take it to the extent they did, it is fun to try to mess with those princes who want me to help get their money into the country.

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  3. I'm looking forward to daily Stupid Headlines as the Liberal Media pees their pants every time President Trump Tweets.

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  4. So is the story "Ivanka Trump harassed on flight" or an "attorney who has nothing to say"? I've never known an attorney who could shut up, so I'm gong with the latter. :)

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  5. 12 gauges would definitely cause rushers to have lead feet (and possibly asses.)

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  6. The puppy story made me cry even with a happy ending. Have a very happy new year.

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  7. Having just read about the puppies, any snarky thought I had about the headlines vanished with a teary smile. Sorry.

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  8. That LA Times headline is the kicker for me!

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  9. Happy New Year! Looking forward to 52 posts with stupid headlines in 2017!

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  10. There a game I think it called dog eat something or other. It to make news headline.
    Welcome to 2017

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  11. Note to self - Do not attempt to eat chili while reading Cranky's post. - I almost choked on a kidney bean Joe! The little girl teaching her cow to jump... Hahahahaha. Perfect.

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  12. Heh, heh! Can't decide which I like better...the gun-toting offensive line, or the fugitive dish and spoon!

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  13. Wait. . . you mean there really IS a Nigerian billionaire??

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