Stupid Headlines 110616
It is time again for
|Well at least she was in the right class|
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Dead man mistakenly cremated due to name confusion – The family of Bernie M. Upton is planning on suing.
Biden: I thought I could beat Hillary Clinton – Not in an election; behind the gym.
Man who sexually assaulted Thailand vacationing American has sentence cut in half – Unless “sentence” is Thai for “tallywacker” this is very disturbing!
Man pays $9 million for license plate – Trump offered to pay $10 million, but only if it was made by Hillary.
Squirrel sparks Halloween voting outage in Ohio – Republicans spent months training the little rodent to stop those early Clinton votes!
Anthony Weiner is not a victim of cybersex addiction – He is just an ass-hole.
Researchers Are Now Saying That Lettuce Can Hear When It’s Being Eaten – OK vegetarians, now what are you going to do?
Martha Stewart admits to sexting, frequenting nude beaches – It’s a good thing.
Parrot outs cheating husband – “Awwk, Awwk, Polly wants a cracker…oh yeah, your husbands boinking the housekeeper, Awwk, Awwk.
Coyotes Threaten Stray cats in Queens – Cats are being advised to stay away from anything that has “Acme” on it.
N.J. casino sues gamblers who won big on unshuffled decks – Isn’t that like suing the Patriots for being better than all the other NFL teams? And here’s an idea, SHUFFLE THE FRIGGIN DECK!!
AND THE FEEL-GOOD HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:
Believe it! Chicago Cubs end the curse, win 2016 World Series – Unless you were rooting for Cleveland then it is a Stupid Headline. Great series, two very good teams.
Come back next week for more
(and maybe a nice one or two)