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It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
(on a Monday)
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Man reportedly has penis removed after allegedly getting it stuck in a bottle – OK, it is embarrassing enough to get your penis stuck in a bottle, but to leave it in until it got gangrenous and had to be amputated? Seriously dude, “In case of an emergency, break the glass!”
400 pounds of marijuana found floating off the Florida Keys – Locals claim they were catching snapper in the area using potato chips for bait.
Bob Dylan remains silent on Nobel Prize win – He was contacted, but claimed “it ain’t me you’re looking for babe, it ain’t me you’re looking for.”
GOP sources: Trump still competing in Virginia – Actually this is not a stupid headline, but I had a really funny comment for my original reading.
Scientists Accidentally Discover Efficient Process to Turn CO2 Into Ethanol – Problem solved! I’ve been saying for a while if there is a problem, the solution is not in conservation and sacrifice, but for smart people to turn co2 into something useful.
Electric spoon could make veggies taste like chocolate or cheeseburgers – Because “Eat your peas, children are starving in China” doesn’t work anymore!
Authorities reportedly warn election officials about Russian hackers faking fraud – So they beat up Trump for suggesting the election may be tainted, while they debunk proof of fraud before it even exists…these guys are good!
Democratic campaign bus dumps sewage into Georgia storm drain – Kind of a metaphor for the whole campaign! Both sides…relax Liberals!
10,000 endangered 'scrotum' frogs found dead near Lake Titicaca – I hate to use a tragedy in a Stupid Headline post. It is horrible what is happening in this lake…however, how often does your 13 y-o-self find “scrotum” “Titi” and “caca,” all in the same headline?
Bill de Blasio on Donald Trump election rigging concern: 'We've seen this before. This is what fascists do' – Actually I think fascists do the rigging! (This comment is in no way claiming the election will be rigged.)
Man charged for beating bus driver with bag of frozen chicken – Just one more example of why we must have stronger frozen chicken control laws!
And a final headline submitted by Rick Watson @ http://www.rickwatson-writer.com/
Unseen Moons May Lurk Around Uranus – If all the planets were named by 13-year-olds the world would be a better place.
Come back next week for more