STUPID HEADLINES 100216
|I guess there are no rain delays when he pitches|
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
California man gets 30 years for trying to join ISIS – His defense was “It depends on what the meaning of IS IS.”
Could another person's feces help you lose weight? – Well this headline caused me to lose my breakfast, so I guess Yeah!
Domino's customer discovers $5,000 in a chicken wings box – And they deliver within 20 minutes or the wings are free!
Mexican smuggler gets 4 years in prison for crashing into Texas military installation – He may not be the sharpest cube of beef in the taco.
'Decoding the Civil War': Tech unlocks Union telegrams – Mr. President…stop…The show is horrible…stop…stay home it is not worth the money…stop…
University of Michigan professors instructed to stick to 'preferred pronouns' – OK, I know I’m a Neanderthal and I didn’t know what a ‘preferred pronoun was, and how are Professors going to remember which ones to use for each student. I Googled it: https://www.ccsu.edu/lgbt/files/PreferredGenderPronounsForFaculty.pdf
And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
Michigan student successfully changes preferred pronoun to 'His Majesty' on class roster – I get it now. I would demand to be referred to as M’Lord!
Can robots write a song in the style of the Beatles? Yes, apparently – “I Want To Hold Your End Effector”
Bystander expects to record police brutality, ends up helping officer – So the guy got beat up by the cop and the bystander?
What is the meaning and history behind your last name? – Apparently one of my relatives had a really big hedge!
Your Toxic Co-Workers Now Have a Legal Right to Be Jerks at Work – Does that go for Husbands also?
Dindim the penguin returns to the man who saved his life – And the feel good headline of the week is:
Come back next week for more