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Saturday, September 17, 2016

STUPID HEADLINE 091816

STUPID HEADLINE 091816
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Woman hit, knocked to ground by catfish that fell from the sky – I cannot wait for “Catfishnado,” coming soon on the SciFi channel.
Woman kissed by sailor in famed photo at World War Two's end dies – Authorities are warning anyone who has been kissed by this sailor to seek immediate medical attention.

The real reason women seem to always go for jerks – I had to hide this article from Mrs. Cranky.

Playboy sees sales soar despite no nudity in magazines – No nudes is good news.  (OK, I took that from the article.)

California gov preserves 'tampon' tax – Ooooh!  I’m a guy, but I can only imagine how painful that would be!  What? tax, not tacks…never mind.

Zimbabwe will print its own version of the U.S. dollar – Is this the country?  I went to school with a Vito Zimbabwe and he was always getting into trouble.

Diego the giant tortoise saves his species – Protect those eggs Diego…Swiper no swipey.  You did it!*

 

Guggenheim's 18 karat golden toilet opens today, and you can actually use it – I got nothing today, but I guarantee this will be the subject of a  stupid headline story in the near future.

NYC judge dismisses case in fatal beating of wife's attacker – Prosecutors have dropped charges against a New Yorker who used a tire iron on a fleeing, cocaine-fueled intruder who had tried to rape his wife.” This is why I love NY!

 

Unilever looks to buy Jessica Alba's Honest Company – Her crooked company is not for sale.

Pastor allegedly shoots, kills minister during argument over Bible at retirement home – Pretty sure that’s like number 6 on the “Thou shalt not’s!”

Mathmetician solves puzzle of parking lots – I don’t see what is so complicated, but maybe he could figure out how to make people to stop leaving their carts in parking spaces.

 

*Dora the explorer all you old people.

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STUPID HEADLINES

16 comments:

  1. So will i be flush with excitement when you come out with your comment on the golden toilet? Heeheehee! Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!

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  2. I looked.
    There is no thall shalt not shoot the minister.

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  3. laughed at the 'hide from mrs. cranky' line.

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  4. It doesn't say who won the argument between the pastor and the minister.

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  5. We saw the 'golden toilet' on the news last night. Must have been a slow news day.

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  6. Tampon tax? Really. I live in California and it's run by some pretty special idiots.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺

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  7. The big headline of today is: Ron Burgundy still in the race for White House 2016. Burgundy says voters are "Adorable".

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  8. Let me get this right---I can stop looking for nudies in Playboy? Time to cancel my subscription.

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  9. hahahaha! I don't know which of thees is the funniest. Surely Mrs. Cranky laughs all the time around you!

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  10. Your stupid headlines post is ALWAYS my favorite!!

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  11. You don't suppose Mrs. Cranky wrote the article? I read about Diego. He is quite the stud and ancient to boot.

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  12. Never mind stupid headlines. I like the smiley faces.

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  13. “Prosecutors have dropped charges against a New Yorker who used a tire iron on a fleeing, cocaine-fueled intruder who had tried to rape his wife.”

    Tire iron? Here in Texas our dilemma would be which caliber to use. ;)

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  14. Couldn't the Guggenheim get by with a Ferguson? Al Bundy swore by it!

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  15. What I'd like to know is if the woman took the catfish home for dinner!

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