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Sunday, August 21, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 082116


STUPID HEADLINES 082116

It is time again for
I find this difficult to accept

Stupid Headline Sunday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 

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Maiden flight of giant helium-filled airship postponed – Passengers got all freaked out when everyone sounded like they were in Munchkin Land.

Naked man involved in collision, runs along I-5 – When caught he was ordered to “put your hands up…wait, put them down…no just put one hand up.”


Dick's Deciding How to Use the Sports Authority Name – For starters I would rule out Vajayjay’s


Man released after road rage death killed by motorist – Ok everybody, all at once now, “Karma is a ______!” That’s right.


Study finds Latinos age at slower rate than other ethnicities – When is government going to do something to right this inequity? Maybe they can infect Latinos with Zika to even things out.


Clinton's foundation to alter donations policy if elected -  And if elected, Trump vows to stop robbing 7-11’s and selling children into slavery.


 


96 Percent Of Hillary’s Charitable Donations In 2015 Went To Clinton Foundation – This year I plan to make a large tax deductible contribution to the Hagy Foundation.


What It Takes to Be a Yo-Yo Master – Absolutely no marketable skills and a lot of time on your hands.


Ohio man arrested after sex act with van – I have no idea…pumping the brake?


 


Proposed legislation could end food, beverage ban at New Jersey funeral homes – Well, now I know where I’m going for lunch.


Defending Olympic gold medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt – When multiplied by the degree of difficulty the final score was…0.0.


 


Watch this dad take his son to the Vette to pull a tooth – I can remember when slamming a door would do the trick.


 


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15 comments:

  1. i giggled at the thought of munchkin-sounding flight attendants and crew. :)

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  2. I contribute regularly to the Chubby Chatterbox Fund, but Mrs. Chatterbox is the one who spends the money.

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  3. So maybe Hillary could donate a few bucks to the van humping guy so he could buy a blow up doll? ;)

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  4. I'm so glad there are no fakes any more. Are there?

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  5. If you put fakes in here no one would really know. The world is so crazy that nothing would surprise us anymore.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺

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  6. Overeating sets stage for obesity? Surely they jest!

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  7. "Defending Olympic gold medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt." has to be fake because faceplanting is a profession in my broken neck of the woods.

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  8. Sex act with a van...that sounds painful. I wonder if it involved the tailpipe. :-0

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  9. Hot dog, funerals are now party time.

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  10. Heeheehee! We've always been allowed to have coffee at funeral homes. If they hadn't allowed it, there would have been riots.

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  11. That van guy? Maybe he rear-ended it! (Says my 13-year-old self).

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  12. I will have the table next to the dead guy. OK, here is the south we have food for every event but I have not gone to pot luck at the funeral home yet.

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  13. Lunch at a funeral home? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I hear the atmosphere is dead. ;)

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