|They wavered a bit on the adultery thing|
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Dolly Parton clarifies Hillary Clinton 'endorsement' – Says she prefers “The Donald” because his name has 2 D’s.
Why Is Hillary Clinton Using Air Force One On The Campaign Trail? – Because the “Lolita Express” isn’t available.
Would-be carjacker foiled by stick shift – He’s an idiot in the clutch.
Tampa Bay Buccaneer wakes up locked in museum after his friend's wedding – Why is this news…who hasn’t woken up locked in a museum after a wedding?
Lindsay Lohan turning 30 and writing a book – But first she plans to read a book.
U.S. has highest car crash death rate – Democrats hold sit-it to force more car control regulations.
BMW promises fully driverless cars by 2021 – They’re already pretty close, most BMW’s are driven by assholes now.
*Oops! Turns out this was a goof, never happened.